#imnotaterriblevampire

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imnotaterriblevampire replied to your post:Ya gonna steal ‘is lunch money an’ then give ‘im a...

No, but speaking of things to take from people, I’d love to place your head on a pike and set the rest of you on fire.

Been through worse, try again.

[notyourpup]

imnotaterriblevampire replied to your post:fingers

It has been awhile, how are you? Did you have a nice valentines day?

I'm... Well, I'm okay. And no, not really. Life's been boring.

You?

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imnotaterriblevampire said: If I wanted my own comeback I would’ve wiped it off of your mother’s chin. Gross, didn't know ya were inta shootin' yer curdled baby batter inta th' stiffs buried out in th' graveyard. I feel sorry fer th' vamp community havin' ya as parta it.

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[There's a knock on the door, and Conrad leaves a head. Just some random person's head on Worth's door step. Once the head is set down, Conrad takes to higher ground, right on the top of their clinic. This'll be interesting.]

*Oh that's real classy, Conrad. The surprise of only seeing about one fourth of what he'd been expecting makes him jump back a foot or so with a disgusted cry. Initially reacting to the horrific, gory spectacle on his doorstep in the same way anyone else would, most likely. This was more than just a flaming bag of shit, this was a fucking head. And, from the looks of it, it was more fresh than some of the things in his fridge. Whoever had left this here had to be:

a psycopath AND

disturbingly obsessed with him in some way

As far as he could tell anyway. But who did he know that would fit both those categories? Who did he know that could be at once so pathetically desperate for his attention and crazy enough to sever a head?

He poked his head out and looked to the left, and to the right. No sign of anyone but, since William was dead and out of the picture, that left only a few candidates that could have played such a twisted prank. He had a good idea. Still, he wasn't taking any chances. Not with a kid in the warehouse and not with Luke unable to fight. 

Worth nudged that head away with a foot, then decided to go all out and kick it. That done, he strode back inside and got a bottle of vodka, a lighter, and an old cloth. 

Just before he slammed and locked the door, he threw a little fiery cocktail at that head. Didn't want that cop showing up again and pinning anything on him. Incineration was a fitting burial and, he thought, a fitting response to whoever had taken time out of their batshit crazy day to visit him.*

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imnotaterriblevampire

How is he even relevant anymore????

[bob-the-baobab]

Go ficus yourself, fruitcake.

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Charlie says she needs a dick sucking pronto

*you're