#impchattering

[impworm]

I love having a favorite character that's so obscure. Like he's only portrayed on (checks watch) like four playing cards max. He has no lore. He doesn't even have a last name. I'm convinced he's not even real sometimes

I feel like an alien when I talk about him to my friends, like yeah that's Yoinky Sploinky. Eeple Sneep McCartwheel. John Nothing

[impworm]

Do y'all ever play Minecraft so much that you forget what normal things look like

How the peanut butter fuck do you draw a dog

Please ignore the mogging freak in the corner, I don't know what to say about that. I'm ashamed truly (sarcastic)

[impworm]

Wow hello Tumblr! I exist!

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Introductory Post

// You may call me Imp // 21 // College Student// He/They // 🏳️‍⚧️/🏳️‍🌈 //

I am a simpering possum of a man, just a little guy if you will, and have a significant tone problem. Specifically I suck at expressing tone in general, so I tend to put translations in parentheticals to help people understand better (said positively and somewhat ferally).

I have many dorky interests which will be splattered all over the walls of this enclosure! Feel free to view at your own risk.

My biggest brainworms have been magic the gathering (!!!!), the outlast series, the elder scrolls, baldurs gate/dnd/fantasy worldbuilding stuff overall, general clownish tomfoolery, etc etc, the list is exhaustive but that's the general vibe

I could have sideblogs, like a reasonable person, but I think it would be funnier if this blog were just a messy cacophony of everything I like all at once. Apologies in advance and get well soon

Also! It would be really nice to have friends or moots!! I'm socially awkward irl so I think it would be cool!!! Just sayin'!!!! (Said casually like a cool guy and not at all like a dork (sarcastic))

If you know me in real life, no you do not =}

Nice to meet you all!!