Imp

tired college student and rampaging loser. welcome to my circus extravaganza

[impworm]

Wow hello Tumblr! I exist!

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Introductory Post

// You may call me Imp // 21 // College Student// He/They // 🏳️‍⚧️/🏳️‍🌈 //

I am a simpering possum of a man, just a little guy if you will, and have a significant tone problem. Specifically I suck at expressing tone in general, so I tend to put translations in parentheticals to help people understand better (said positively and somewhat ferally).

I have many dorky interests which will be splattered all over the walls of this enclosure! Feel free to view at your own risk.

My biggest brainworms have been magic the gathering (!!!!), the outlast series, the elder scrolls, baldurs gate/dnd/fantasy worldbuilding stuff overall, general clownish tomfoolery, etc etc, the list is exhaustive but that's the general vibe

I could have sideblogs, like a reasonable person, but I think it would be funnier if this blog were just a messy cacophony of everything I like all at once. Apologies in advance and get well soon

Also! It would be really nice to have friends or moots!! I'm socially awkward irl so I think it would be cool!!! Just sayin'!!!! (Said casually like a cool guy and not at all like a dork (sarcastic))

If you know me in real life, no you do not =}

Nice to meet you all!!

[cyb3rangel1]

edit: why does this have so many notes,,, all of my tumblr notifs is from just this post,,

[impworm]

it’s 2020 all over again. Help me

[impworm]

are they fighting or flirting?

up to interpretation

idk I just work here. Something something swordfighting something something nerd stuff

[impworm]

I love having a favorite character that's so obscure. Like he's only portrayed on (checks watch) like four playing cards max. He has no lore. He doesn't even have a last name. I'm convinced he's not even real sometimes

I feel like an alien when I talk about him to my friends, like yeah that's Yoinky Sploinky. Eeple Sneep McCartwheel. John Nothing

[impworm]

Devil on my shoulder encouraging me to be active on social media today. Here’s some art of my little cannibal guy. CW for blood

Their name is Peri and I’m very normal about them

[goblin-king-of-anarchy67]

I love being autistic in a friend group of other neurodivergents cause I don’t have to explain myself for my lil quirks.

Can’t stand the texture of different fabrics like velvet? My friend who loves velvet will touch clothes for me when we go thrifting to tell me if it’s one of my bad textures or not.

I told my friends about my whole thing about food texture ratios and being very sensitive if they’re off and they all immediately understood. No questions about me picking at my food to get the texture ratio to where I want it.

We will often hang out as a group and just like parallel play for a few hours. Very enriching and delightful

We infodump to each other all the time, to the point where we do PowerPoint nights regularly and make it a grand event.

I love my friends.

Shoutout @impworm, the aforementioned friend who texture checks clothes for me. Ily pookie

[impworm]

I love how you posted this as we are parallel playing. Very on brand I fear. I enjoy my enrichment time in my enclosure

[goblin-king-of-anarchy67]

Guys I’m literally so upset rn.

There was this big meeting of everyone in my major (Industrial Design) and apparently my college is shutting down the program in 2029.

Thankfully this doesn’t affect me or my friends at all graduation wise, I’ll graduate next year but fuck man.

It hurts. It feels like a big fuck you from the college. Like our major doesn’t matter.

We’ve always been the major that the college doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass about anyway, always have been an afterthought at best.

Our budget, if any, was like $7 and a stale corn chip.

I’ve never felt at home much anywhere, always been the weird kid, never fit in. But being an Industrial Designer? I’ve never felt more at home.

It’s the major for misfits and weirdos, most of us are some flavor of neurodivergent. We’re all a bit odd.

Made me feel like I belonged, yk?

Ik it doesn’t affect me degree wise, but- idk it feels like I’m losing someone important.

I’m genuinely gonna mourn this stupid fuckass little program. I’m literally fucking crying as I type this out.

It may have been small, underfunded, and janky as fuck, but it was ours.

Great way to start my first day of the semester, huh?

I’ve got two more semesters after this one and I just feel so- idk, odd continuing to finish my degree knowing the program is getting chopped.

Continuing at the thing the college clearly doesn't and hasn't ever gave a single fuck about.

Makes me feel awful tbh. I love my major sm and knowing its getting cut is gut wrenching to say the least.

Idk what else to say. I’m just so fucking upset.

[impworm]

Can we hold a funeral during our regularly scheduled (not a cult) club meeting in honor of our fallen battalion

[irlpim]

u all really liked my outlast art

[impworm]

I love how the plot of the new mtg set is basically 'Magic School Bus: manic pixie dream girl edition'. Like you have the goofiest Scooby-doo type shit going down over a random plant, and then you have Oko in the back for some goddamn reason like:

[impworm]

Do y'all ever play Minecraft so much that you forget what normal things look like

How the peanut butter fuck do you draw a dog

Please ignore the mogging freak in the corner, I don't know what to say about that. I'm ashamed truly (sarcastic)

[lvmimis]

sometimes when you like a fictional character too much and they feel too targeted it’s actually irritating bc why was the creator in my business like that