#imperialistassassin

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[[i'm crying because i don't understand tumblr. it won't let me post that picture. what]]

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If either of you are free, something's come up. My boss thinks we're taking too long and he wants results. 

Drop me a message or come to headquarters for briefing. 

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What are you doing?

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So, how did it go? You never check in with me. I'm starting to think you like my boss more than me. 

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Are you ready to go? Do you need me to go with you again? I'm like your mother. This is not what I employ you for. I don't need to be chasing after you all the time. 

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I would say I'd drop you over some cookies but you said you were going to be drinking. I don't particularly want you being sick. You have an audience tomorrow, remember? 

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"Eridan I want you to take out this guy."

"Okay but how many cookies is that."

"What I don't... Seven. Just go."

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you're welcome. do i get a cookie now boss?

That was fast. I'm proud of you. But no, I have no cookies on hand. If you really want some then come over sometime and I can arrange cookies though.