#imperviouswit

[dcusrclicta]

@impervious-wit started following you

“Welcome to the SHITHOUSE, lad.”

[governmentofficial]

@impervious-wit

The Diogenes Club’s Stranger’s Room was not one that was commonly used. Not usually, anyway, but it seemed that the day Mycroft wanted to use it, everyone else did too - hence why he and his apparent psychiatrist were currently sat in the office that the elder Holmes had in the building. It wasn’t an ideal situation (Mycroft hadn’t intended to allow the other man to see something so personal as one of his main working spaces, well, at all), but it would do. Well, it would have to do, seeing as Mycroft wanted to be able to continue with his work.

“Would you like a drink?” Mycroft politely offered as he poured himself out a rather generous glass of expensive whisky. “I’ve got water, scotch, tea, I think there’s some port around here somewhere. There’s probably some coffee somewhere, too.”

[silvcrignis]

Gift Giving || Keira || Closed

Even though she tended to use them for KILLING, sometimes the sellsword used her hand to CREATE & today she’d made a small wreath of flowers. Various types but all red & a yellow shade that was CLOSET to the Lannister house colours.

Without really announcing it she just placed it on his head.

“This is for you.”

& then she quietly went back to sharpening one of her MANY knives.

@impervious-wit

[qceensofkings-a]

Kiss 21

Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse…

21. For the first time

Isabelle had been hesitant about making her move on him. He had warned her on numerous occasions that they shouldn’t be involved with each other. The brunette nuzzled him gently before kissing his cheek. After a moment, she kissed his lips softly. “I won’t tell if you don’t.” She murmured.

[miladys-servant-gwen]

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[qceensofkings-a]

Smut starter: B

While lying in bed together...

B) Muse A accidentally gropes Muse B in the midst of searching for the TV remote, but hears Muse B moan in pleasure

Isabelle yawned and stretched a little as the movie they had been watching ended. She went to reach for the remote to turn off the TV, brushing her had against his inner thigh. Just as she was about to apologize, she heard a low moan and grinned a little. “If you enjoyed that so much should I bother with saying sorry?” She mused lightly as she picked up the remote.

[silvcrignis]

Dysfunctional Marriage || Keira & Tyrion

@impervious-wit con’t {x}

The blonde behind the sellsword seemed MORE offended than she did his LUNGE forward only stopped by her palm coming up in front of his chest.

“Red. PLEASE.” she chuckled at the hybrid, as violet eyes observed Tyrion’s PANIC.

“Am I REALLY that terrible?” she asked, one brow rising as her head tilted.

She walked over to sit, glancing over at him. 

“Mind sparin’ a bottle for me? I think since my DELICATE  sensibilities are going to be SHATTERED by you so often I might be drunk quite a bit MORE than you.”