Diana: Anyone noticed Batman acting odd recently?
Hal: Spooky? No more then ussual.
Clark: I did see him watching videos while on monitor duty. He never does that.
Barry: What? Mr.All Work No Play? Pfff, what kind of videos was he watching?
Clark: How to change diapers for new fathers
Oliver:*Gasps* He reproduced!?
Arthur: Batman has a offspring? What wonderful news!
Diana: I had no idea Batman was capable of doing so, but what joyous news to hear he is now a father.
Clark: You didnt think he was capable of having kids?
Diana: I was under the impression Batman was not human. As Barry and Hal have always claim he was a demon.
Barry: I used the termed "cryptid" as a more umbrella terminology. You never know with Batman.
Clark: We dont know anything about Batman.
Bruce sneaking into the room: I'm a father of ten.
Justice League: *Getting jump scared so bad the conference table breaks*
Bruce: I just bought that table. Why do you break all the things I buy? My children are better behaved then you.
Oliver: Ten!? You have ten kids?!
Bruce: Yes.
Oliver: How!?
Bruce:....I can send you links for proper health classes that explain that to you. This isnt the proper location for such conversations.
Barry: Did Batman just HR us?
Bruce: By the way. I will be working remotely for a few months. My youngest, Phantom, can't be away from me for too long, as I am producing his food in my body.
Hal: YOU GAVE BIRTH!?
Bruce meant that Deage Infant Danny eats emotions byt thinking this is hilarious says with straight face: Yes. Males in my kind are birth givers.
Diana: *slams hand on broken table* Write that down! Write that down! Its a clue to his kind!
Barry: I got it!