Imagine someone ripping complete ass into their underwear, it sounds like a motorcycle underwear type of ass ripping..just loud and wet and then they just give you their destroyed underwear having a smudge of a brown stain inside...mmmmmhhhhmmm~
consider: the ever so orderly bucciarati faced with the urgent and dangerous sort bowel cramps. how would that go 🤔
Oh no, anon, that would go terribly-
He's trying so hard to keep it together, stay calm and polite, but he really just needs to leave. Like, right now. He's grimacing between his smiles and nods, crossing and clenching his legs, digging his nails into his pants. Does it help? Probably not. But he's just too polite to storm off mid conversation. He at least needs to excuse himself first. Just for how long can he do this?
want a partner who’s so lazy that they can’t even get out of bed to use the bathroom. our bed would constantly reek of their waste, and they would make fun of me for absolutely loving it
hi! can i request felix w rly bad constipation? maybe hes been blocked up for a couple days, getting bloated, and then he has to perform while cramping and feeling super full. after pushing through the performance he takes a lot of laxatives to try and pass it. the laxatives make his situation even more painful and then one of the other band members rubs his belly and tries comforting him
Here it is. Hope you enjoy
Mistakes Were Made
Tw constipation, implied scat
Four days, Felix had only pooped once in the last four days. It wasn't even a decent poop, it was just a couple pebbles that were around the size of an owl pellet. Felix was constipated and he was miserable.
Initially it wasn't even all that bad. It started with him just generally feeling like he needed to poop, but then nothing would come out, no matter how late ng he sat on the toilet. Now on top of the constant feeling of needing to defecate, he had become a bit bloated and his abdomen was beginning to hurt.
The Stray Kids members had a performance on Music Bank, and Felix really wished he could have stayed home, or at least get some pain meds. However, he had overslept that morning and had to almost literally run out of the dorm. By the time he reached the van he just wanted to curl up in pain, but he didn't want to concern the members on such short notice.
They had performed God's Menu, and even though the dance didn't have s whole lot of jumping or spinning on his part, it was near torture for him to get on the ground and back up acting as if he was totally fine. Felix decided that when he got back to the dorm, he was going to try to fix his problem.
When he arrived at the dorm, Felix called the first shower. When he got into the bathroom he went into their medicine cabinet and grabbed the laxatives. He didn't even remember why they originally had gotten the laxatives, but was grateful they had it nonetheless. The package said to only take one dose, but he was feeling so bad that he took two doses instead. When he still hadn't gotten any relief after an hour, he took another half dose.
Felix now felt around seventy times worse, the cramping had only increased ten fold and his abdomen had seemingly become even more bloated and hard. The other members had gone off to do their own things for a while, so Felix was left alone in the dorm to wallow in his own self inflicted misery.
Sometime later, Seungmin arrived home. Seungmin knew that Felix had decided to come straight to the dorm after their as opposed to the other members, but even so, it was a bit too quiet. Normally Felix would be blasting music while making something in the kitchen or he'd be playing video games. Seungmin didn't hear any of the familiar noises and assumed that he must be sleeping.
When he rounded the corner to the living room, Seungmin had not been expecting to find Felix on the sofa curled in on himself whimpering in distress. He didn't know what the problem was yet, but he knew that Felix tended to revert to English when sick, so he felt that would be the safest bet.
"Felix, are you okay?" Felix just shook his head while wrapping his arm tighter around his abdomen. Seungmin was a little concerned at the lack of verbal response, but did get enough context to know that the problem was his stomach. He quickly felt the older's forehead for a fever before going to collect supplies.
A few minutes later Seungmin returned with a heating pad, pain medicine, and some tea. He slowly coaxed Felix to sit up so that he could take the medicine and drink some tea. “Felix, can you tell me how long you’ve been feeling bad?” Seungmin asked with concern etched into his voice. “I’ve been constipated all week. Now that schedules are over for the week, I decided to take some of the laxatives in our medicine cabinet. Now I’m in even more pain than before. Mistakes were made”
Seungmin internally sighed in relief as it appeared that Felix hadn’t caught a bug. He didn’t have to call Chan to get schedules postponed or cancelled. He just needed to figure out how to make the younger Aussie feel better. “Lix, what would make you feel better?” Seungmin had asked in a tone far more serious than he meant. “Rub my tummy please?” Felix had asked just barely above a whisper while blushing a little. Seungmin just shook his head at the unnecessary embarrassment and plugged in the heating pad before sitting down on the couch himself.
He helped Felix reposition so that the older was in his lap, making it so he was essentially hugging his hyung. He placed the heating pad over Felix’ abdomen and began lightly rubbing it. Eventually Felix fell asleep. Seungmin made sure to turn off the heating pad after a couple of minutes, but continued to rub his tummy. At some point Felix woke up desperately needing to use the bathroom. When he was done his stomach felt a little bit better, but he still didn’t feel good, so he went back to his dongsaeng for more more belly rubs.
