#impossible servants

[fateextraorder]

Class: Saber

True Name: Kanshou and Bakuya

Titles: Married Twin Swords

Stats:

Strength: C

Endurance: C

Agility: A

Mana: D

Luck: D

Noble Phantasm: C

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: C

Riding: D

Personal Skills:

Divine Realm: C

A form of [Divinity]. The original swords were forged into the Divine Realm, through the use of a life willingly given, the wife of the blacksmith. Their quality is greatly increased, though they are still hardly comparable to swords made to be the greatest.

An affinity toward slaying monsters is added, greatly increasing damage against those considered monstrous, capable of even cutting down the Gorgon or horrors from beyond this world.

Lover’s Attraction: C

No matter what, the two of them will return to one another and thus, they are summoned together. Even if one of them dies, so long as the other lives, they will eventually reform.

They are also capable of reforming themselves no matter the damage, meaning even if they lost limbs but did not die, they will still recover. 

Through this skill, they are also able to summon a copy of the other as an actual sword to use as a proper weapon instead of fighting bare handed.

Crane Wings: C

Kanshou and Bakuya work off of each other, increasing their strengths until the enemy is defeated. Their coordination is immense and hard to compare to any other team. Every time one strikes, it is highly likely the other will strike as well, making opening after opening until their opponent is defeated.

Noble Phantasm:

Kanshou and Bakuya

Rank: C

Type: Self

Range: Self

They are, themselves, Noble Phantasms. It is unknown how, or why, they had gained human forms, or why they are the same gender and not even twins, but they are most certainly married, together forever with not even death being able to split them apart.

In truth, it can be said that they do not posses a Noble Phantasm as they themselves are one. Due to this however, every part of their body is considered the edge of a blade and as such, they are able to cut using only their limbs or their tongues if the situation were to call for it.

Trace; Overedge!

Rank: B

Type: Anti-Unit

Range: 1

An additional power that is not their own nor a true Noble Phantasm. A step beyond, granted as they were used by a certain man. A skill on the level of a Noble Phantasm now that they themselves are human.

Their Endurance and [Magic Resistance] both drop to E Rank, but their Strength and Agility go up to A+ Rank, allowing them to defeat more powerful enemies at the risk of their lives, though no other demerit seems to be present.

Due to this oddity, they are also able to “Break” themselves. Their [Magic Resistance] and Endurance are erased, becoming vulnerable to everything and creating the chance that they could kill themselves simply by preforming the Breaking, but in exchange, their Strength and Agility increase to EX Rank, allowing for the near absolute elimination of any enemy in a truly suicidal charge that would cost them their lives more times than not.

[fateextraorder]

Class: Saber

True Name: Excalibur

Titles: Sword of Promised Victory

Stats:

Strength: A~A+++

Endurance: A+++

Agility: A

Mana: EX

Luck: EX

Noble Phantasm: EX

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: EX

Riding: D

While capable of “riding” her wielders, only very few are capable of wielding Excalibur in the first place

Personal Skills:

Divine Construct: A+

A form of [Divinity]. Excalibur is the pinnacle of holy swords, equal and considered superior to even the weapons of the gods.

It further gains the support of the world, granting additional strength the greater a threat Excalibur faces, both to itself, its wielder and to the world. A form of [Independent Action] is also granted, allowing Excalibur to choose their own master and wielder as well as remain in the world for as long as a Holy Grail War is ongoing without a master in the first place.

As a result, along with being a Last Phantasm, Excalibur gains additional rulings against other Noble Phantasms, especially sword ones, allowing her to overcome their effects to an extent and even shatter most swords easily.

Fae Runes: A

A feature of herself rather than a power she is capable of. Instead of being able to cast Fae magic, Excalibur itself is engraved with it, marking her as Excalibur and leaving her unmistakable for anything else.

In a Holy Grail War, this is of course a Demerit as their identity is always revealed, however as Excalibur itself, it also spawns hope in allies and fear in enemies, increasing the likelihood of victory for the side they are standing on while decreasing it for the opponents.

Flash Air: C

The wind magic that King Arthur had learned to keep Excalibur concealed. It is not a power Excalibur should have, but they are still capable of using bursts of wind to propel and power themselves as well as increase their range without making a light show.

Avalon: A

The Sheath of Excalibur. Avalon is not summoned along with Excalibur and thus is not a Noble Phantasm, however this skill still manifests, granting Excalibur and their master and wielder a gradual form of regeneration along with further empowering other healing.

Charisma: C+

They had learned how to rule and lead by staying at the side of King Arthur, but they are still a bit lacking none the less.

Noble Phantasm:

Hopes Manifest

Rank: —

Type: Self

Range: Self

The hopes of the people gathered and form Excalibur, at least originally. This is not a sword, but an entity in a human form, in part to the common trope of Excalibur possessing its own consciousness, even if that would not support the formation of a human form.

Even so, another miracle occurred and Excalibur became something. There is no true single gender to Excalibur and it seems that it becomes what the people want and hope for, changing genders from female to male as needed and if needed at all as their body never changes.

A beautiful form that captivates and burns itself on first sight, one that can never be forgotten, made perfectly for battle and to inspire hope beyond all else, to remind of love lost and love yet to be gained. While the gender may change, Excalibur’s beauty is eternal and absolute, unable to even gain any permanent wounds to change it even slightly, though it is said that even the temporary wounds make it even more captivating.

Excalibur, Self-Release 

Rank: A+

Type: Anti-Unit, Anti-Fortress

Range: 1~99

They are themselves Excalibur and capable of fully utilizing their own power to, as many had called it, shoot sword beams. It isn’t a true form of [Mana Burst] but rather manifesting blades of pure concentrated energy, light, that can be used in battle with equal strength and efficiency as the sword of Excalibur would be.

In its full release, she is fully capable of unleashing the destructive beam of pure glory and victory that annihilates all who stand against the World or against her.

[fateextraorder]

Class: Alter Ego

True Name: Romani Archaman

Titles: Doctor

Stats:

Strength: E

Endurance: D

Agility: E

Mana: A

Luck: EX

Noble Phantasm: E

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: D

Territory Creation: E

The capacity to make a “Lair”. It isn’t anything actually magical in nature, he is simply able to make a room feel more welcoming and relaxing, though the main use of this skill is for him to make his own sort of Lair where he can relax under a kotatsu with technology and be a nerd in peace.

Personal Skills:

Acts of Romani: D

The small acts that make Romani Romani. A form of the [Independent Action] skill that allows him a level of free action independent of his master, though instead of using it for direct disobedience, he is simply more likely to do small things like eat sweets, prepare a gentle welcome and so on. Actions that are almost fatherly.

Gentle Acceptance: C

A social skill and form of [Presence Concealment] as well as [Counter Hero]. Romani lacks any true presence of a servant and as such can blend in fairly easily as well as deescalate most situations. A sort of mental effect is applied to anyone affected around him that make them more likely to accept Romani and less likely to actually hurt him completely, thus leading to the reduction in Stats.

Medical Personnel: A

He is a Doctor, after all. A skill denoting his medial knowledge and experience.

Charisma: A

Noble Phantasm:

The Wish that was Granted

Rank: C

Type: Anti-Self

Range: Self

An oddity on his Spirit Origin. Though he is no longer truly attached to certain Legend, he is still marked by his wish to be Human. An odd result of this is the fact that after even the first day of being a servant, it seems that the Grail accepts as if he was defeated, though the cost of it are rather low stats

???

Rank: ???

Type: ???

Range: ???

A strange mark on his Spirit Origin that should correspond to a Noble Phantasm, and yet it isn’t there. His finger feels light however, for some reason...

[fateextraorder]

Class: Avenger

True Name: Miyamoto Musashi

Titles: Musashi Alter, The Nothingness

Stats:

Strength: A

Endurance: A

Agility: A

Mana: D

Luck: E

Noble Phantasm: EX

Class Skills:

Magic Resistance: A+

Avenger: A

An avenger gathers grudges and hatred and Musashi is no different. But the originating ones at the basis of her very being were not her own, but the ones of the one who recreated her Spirit Origin. As such, she is someone with almost no self-loathing and immense self-satisfaction and smugness compared to normal Avengers; someone who makes other people upset on purpose and enjoys every moment of it

Memory Correction: D

An Avenger does not forget, but Musashi hardly remembers herself. All that is known about her is recorded in certain records and even she does not know if she existed beyond them, only that she heard stories that she did

Self-Replenishment (Mana): D

Personal Skills:

Fifth Form: A+

Empyrean Eye A+

Myoujingiri Muramasa: EX

A special katana that she wielded once, when she had reached Emptiness. It is an imperfect sword, forged into the realm of demons and as such, it is unable to attain the rank of a True Noble Phantasm. None the less, a single strike of this sword can cleave through the supernatural on a conceptual level, allowing her to cut down just about any target that has a level of Mystery with little problem.

Grail Birth, Records of Chaldea: C

A type of Innocent Monster skill. The Spirit Origin and Data on the Throne of Heroes belonging to Musashi had been erased, lost, but none the less, due to the actions of a certain person, she was recreated from the records kept in Chaldea. Her stats are further increased and enhanced based on those records as a result, giving her Myoujingiri Muramasa the further power to sever any form of magecraft and even kill immortals due to the events of a certain Lostbelt.

There are no true legends that support the existence of Avenger Musashi, however as long as Chaldea exists in some form, there are records from which her existence is sufficiently supported.

Noble Phantasm:

Emptiness

Rank: EX

Type: Anti-Self

The highest order a swordsman can attain. The ultimate mental state. One is nothing, thus invincible. Formerly a skill, but due to certain actions, it had reached the level of a Noble Phantasm instead, rendering her nearly unbeatable in direct combat unless she seeks to lose

Nights of Shimosa, Summers of Vegas

Rank: C

Type: Anti-Swordsman

Range: 1

An odd sort of Noble Phantasm based on the records of her slaying Seven Swimsuit Blademasters and Seven Heroic Spirit Blademasters. As a result, Musashi receives additional bonuses whenever facing an opponent, regardless of class, that uses any kind of bladed weapon 

However, the Noble Phantasm seems to go both ways, often increasing the enemy as well with a seeming goal of making any battle that meets certain conditions, chief among them being that the battle must be “Final”

???

Rank: ???

Type: ???

Range: ???

A Noble Phantasm that is not recorded as it cannot be recorded. 

A blade that shouldn't have connected. A slash of zero that would unerringly connect at any distance. The seat of zero. That absent of existence. How might one prove that what lies beyond it? Reaching that what doesn't exist, rendered to existence unto the crevice of the cosmos -- ergo, the void / chaos what lies at the far shore of time and space. It's impossible. therefore, the words here shan't describe it.

A god was broken with a single slash.