#impossiblecleverlecter

[thehackerwhocan-blog]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

"….. I don’t find jokes about cannibals to be very funny, nonny. It’s an extremely sensitive subject."

[cybercleverdoctor]

((ooc: Working on drafts and replies in about an hour or so. I'll tag you if I owe you a reply. If you think I owe you and you aren't tagged, message me and I'll look into it. I gotta get these replies and things sorted out.))

[thehackerwhocan-blog]

OOC: So apparently Britt has good shipping instincts.....

Because Hanlia is totally a thing. 

Headcanon: Oswin came into the shop one day and met Julia.  Thought she was a total sweetheart, but could also handle her son's... oddities and so invited her for dinner. 

She got really strict and really pushed for the no-human thing... BECAUSE HANNI HONEY MUMMY FOUND YOU SOMEONE REALLY NICE. AND FOR ONCE MUMMY DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER AT ALL. THIS IS A GOOD THING. So can you please stop trying to seduce your father's counterparts former companions because that's not cool. Bad enough the doctor gets all the hot women... Oswin is not competing with her son  AND MAYBE SHE'LL MAKE YOU REALLY HAPPY. AND STOP THIS WHOLE CONSIDERING KILLING DADDY'S COUNTERPART SO YOU CAN STOP BEING BORN. Shhh Oswin honey I don't think you're supposed to know that

So yeah.... Oswin!muse is very pleased with her matchmaking skills right. BECAUSE SHE HAS GOOD INSTINCTS SOMETIMES. 

Oh lordy. That will be a fun Christmas dinner. 

[thehackerwhocan-blog]

impossiblecleverlecter replied to your post: OOC: Mun Problems

[hugs away all the bad feelings]

ooc: -CLINGS TO JONNAH- ;~~;

I think I'm just tired. I'm hoping it goes away soon....

Because I really do hate being this irritable right now. 

It's very negative. 

[thexsnowxqueen]

outofthewolf;

I'm quite scared for my Rose's life right now. She said that Hannibal had a dangerous vibe about him. 

SHE'S GON' DIE. {sobs}

[thexsnowxqueen]

outofthewolf;

I sit in happiness cause I'm part of a fantastic crack AU verse: 

Hannibal's crack verse

XD

[thehackerwhocan-blog]

Ooc: I feel like there should a disclaimer if your muse is about to get eaten-and isn't wanted- Oswin will happily show up & save the day

[thehackerwhocan-blog]

OOC: I'm so sorry guys

ooc: I'm so sorry I haven't posted all day. I didn't get home until super late.  I went over to a coworkers apartment with a group and drank wine and yeah.... Britt surprisingly had a social life today outside of work. 

That said I'm super tired but I will attempt something. 

BUT I PROMISE NO KOALA TEA. ;~~;