#impossiblysherlock

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Why would you wear white sneakers they get so dirty so easily?

idK BC I CAN and i take care of them a lot and yeah

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I haven't seen any posts about the VP in awhile. Any updates on him?

ppl don't really care i guess???? i mean if they do then pLEASE TELL ME BC I SEE HIM LIKE EVERYDAY

OKAy so we had the strangest conversation??? like i was walking to my bus and he was standing outside so he was turning around and he saw me so he was watching me walk towards him and he was like "white sneakers?" i was wearing white converse and i was so caught off guard like

what

yes white sneakers what

so i was like lol yeah and he was like what are they brand new and i was like yeah..??/ i was so fucking confused like water you saying oh my god and so he was like well i see you got that white going on there (pointing to my shirt) and i'm lmao wtf babe what

so i was just like yeah okay????///?? i did NOT know what to say

then i saw him again on friday and he was walking by in the hallway and i was at a friend's locker with her (we both stalk him bc i make her) and i called him out and said "i feel like you're silently judging my white sneakers" and he was like kinda laughing like yeah yeah i didn't actually even notice until you pointed it out so i was like wtf the whole conversation was so weird like my sneakers????? is it good or bad that they're notcieable??? cause like he explained how yesterday i was wearing white clothes and white shoes so it was prominent?????????????? he'S SO FUCKING WEIRD I LITERALLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SUCH A DICK LIKE WHO ASKS ABOUT WHITE SNEAKERS LIKE WHAT DO I SAY TO YOU I LOVE YOU???????????????????????????????

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JUST STARTED TWERKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GYM?! Oh, god. That sounds hilarious yet attractive. I wish I had a cute VP. If my VP did that, I would cry. My school isn't allowed to have pep rallies because a few years ago during the last one, students played a video of our principal, who was a former stripper. Wish I could've been there.

liTERALLY YEAH AND THERE'S A VIDEO

I VOW TO WATCH IT EVERYDAY

OMF NO WAY A STRIPPER WTF WHAT

OUR PEP RALLIES ARE USELESS BUT HE'S ALWAYS THERE NOW SO IM ALWAYS THERE

LIKE AT LEAST A GOOD HOUR OF STARING AT HIM ITS PERFECT

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What happened with the VP?!? I need to know!!

bless u for caring

we had a thing on thursday, a school competition called 'battle of the classes' (botc for short)

and each class has a team with a theme. we had freash and furious freshmen, spooky sophomores, justice league juniors, senioritis seniors

and each team competes in obstacle courses and games like egg tosses, etc.

the first thing each team does is a dance based on their theme

so my vp is the vp of the sophomores

so in the middle of their dance, he ran out onto the gym floor and started dANCING LIKE A FAGGOT AND I SWEAR I LOST IT

THEN HE DROPPED IT LIKE A HOT ASS POTATO AND STARTED

TWERKING

FUCKING

T W E R K I N G

THIS LITTLE BITCH I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST

HE WAS SO HOT AND HE JUST STARTED SHAKING HIS CUTE ASS I ALMOST PASSED OUT I GOT REALLY WARM IN THE CHEEKS AND EVERYTHING JESUS

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Why are you emotionally distraught? Are you okay?

so much happened with the vp you don't understadn

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Ok you can't just say "best day ever" without saying what happened. Like, c'mon, that's just not right. DID SOMETHING WITH THAT VP HAPPEN

yEAHhHHhHHhHHHHHHHHH

i saw him like fucking 4 times today

i was going to guidance first thing in the morning and i saw him

then again i was walking upstairs to class after my guidance appointment and i saw him

agAiN he was in the lunchroom and i was staring at him

AaND ALL OF THOSE TIMES HE WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO APPROACH AND TALK TO

SO FINALLY WHEN I WAS GOING TO 12TH PERIOD AP GOV, THE CLASS HE USED TO TEACH, HE WAS TALKING TO SOME SECURITY GUARDS AND I TOLD HIM I HAD A QUESTION SO WE TALKED FOR A WHILE AND HE WAS LIKE OH SEE ME TOMORROW I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS SO BASICALLY HE WANTS ME TO TALK TO HIM TOMORROW ABOUT WHAT I ASKED HIM<3

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Can I be invited to the wedding when you marry the VP? Cause we all know it's gonna happen someday. Js

i fuCKING WISH

but like the whole married with kids thing is getting in the way

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Why was today a good day? DID YOU SEE THE CUTE VP GUY

yES I DID

AND WE TALKED FOR A LOOOONG TIME

LIKE SERIOUSLY

MY FRIEND AND I WERE WALKING DOWN THIS ONE HALLWAY AND WE NOTCIED HE WAS OUTSIDE (THERE'S WINDOWS ALL ACROSS THIS HALLWAY) SO I WAS LIKE WE HAVE TO GO TALK TO HIM. SO WE HIDE BY THIS ONE AREA AND IM LIKE OKAY PRETEND LIKE WE'RE DOING SOMETHING. AND FINALLY, WITH THE RIGHT TIMING I WAS LIKE OKAY GO AND SO WE WALKED IN TIME TO MEET HIM WHERE HE WAS ENTERING

AND THEN WE TALKED FOR LIKE 10+ MINUTES OH MY GOD

HE WAS SO CUTE MAN