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Two lies, one truth. Romance. :3 Please, sir. Or two truths, as you prefer, your Majesty.
You shall have two lies and one truth!- I have never courted a queen.- My most favourite kiss is a fleeting, torturous Kiss of Promise - upon the hand, perhaps, or the side of the mouth!- Not once, in all my years, have I made love in the throne room at Lost-Hope.
Boxers or briefs?
My preference still stands.
Ah! So the lips of your greatest enemies bring you the exultations of Eros? I shall tell the little spectacled one immediately how much you crave him.
Tut-tut! Do not twist my words so! The lips of This Enemy, if they are indeed lips that I am fond of, shall see me destined, in time, to endure Such A Death. That ought to have been clear! Now, enough!
Yet, perhaps I have a face. One you know. One you trust, and are inclined to kiss, on occasion. You cannot know unless I tell you, unless you wish to guess.
The very notion insults me! Oh! That I would be so fond of one so vile! But if what you suggest is indeed so, I confess I could not know who you are - as none who I would be inclined to kiss, on occasion, would I ever think to be so dreadfully ignoble - and I confess I could not guess who you are - as I would not wish to accuse any who I would be inclined to kiss, on occasion, of such intolerable qualities! But if you, Bold Villain, are indeed one that I know and trust - O! Dreadful Thought! - and should you ever kiss me, yes, I suppose Death would find me thereafter! And let it be so, I say! For I never specified how soon after your kiss that Death should seek out His due. Nor did I specify what incarnation Death might take! Indeed, if your poisoned lips do most unfortunately meet mine, I shall be cursed with a Death at some point in time and I decree that it shall be perfectly and delightfully Little - which shall be no great tragedy for me!
[ Part One | Part Two | @prionsatombrightwind ]
“Hm.” The gentleman with the thistle-down hair looked from the box to the prince and back again before taking it and setting it carefully before him upon his plate. And so he sat for some time, drinking in the muffled song of that proud, familiar beating. At last, he lifted the lid. Ah! how that noble heart gleamed; even in such grey noontime sun. How delicately it trembled under his gaze. So many years of wondering at what it would look like! How suddenly it had been laid bare before him; all at once, so abruptly, almost unceremoniously.
Oh! how he desired to possess such a treasure! But how he would hate to have it like this! What a cruel temptation! His principles prevented him! How could he forgive himself if he robbed himself of the pleasure of seeing it given freely, of having Tom Brightwind desperately beseech him to take it and keep it? “And you say,” he murmured, as though he were speaking to a gentle, sleeping beauty in his bower at dawn, not taking his eyes from the box, “you would permit me to touch?”
What are your thoughts on lacy lingerie? Would you ever wear it
Well, well! If such a garment is well-made and beautiful, it most certainly agrees with me, of course! And as to whether or not I myself would – or have – donned it… That depends upon who is asking, I daresay!
Wed, bed, behead: Martin Pale, Ralph Stokesey, Maria Absalom (provided they were still alive)
Ah! I would wed the fair and formidable Maria Absalom, surely! She was as talented as she was beautiful and her beauty was unmatched! If I must have a queen, she would have made for a very fine one indeed! Ralph Stokesey must be beheaded! I would take great joy in the deed! He was a trickster and a villain!And this leaves one Martin Pale to be invited to my bed! It would be a rather dull affair, if what I have heard of his temperament would prove true. Though, the man was so very keen on the language of my race – surely he would delight in being taught a frightfully filthy phrase or two in my mother tongue!
Assumption: you have, at some point, used the pick-up line "Do you have a little fae in you? No? ...Would you like to?"
Well, well! How astute you are! Why! it would seem as though you have heard such a flirtation from me directly…
