#impulsd

[starcrcwns]

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   “ -- Troy, darling, please don’t touch that. ” Hand reaches out to take the small envelope from the Siren, a scowl set to her features before it softens. He had been looking at the stuff she placed on the table -- she can’t blame him for being so curious. She would be in his same position, snooping around to find gossip information. But this was ... something else.

The envelope was simple -- icy blue with a careful clasp on it to protect its contents. Tantalizing, truly. Painted nails tap against the envelope before placing it beside her coat once more, a sigh escaping her. She can’t help it.

“ I don’t think you would wish to see the contents. Not to be dramatic, but it would change how you view me. ”

[shellheadtm-a]

@impulsd​ said ➔ ❝ i'm here once more to inquire about a position in the avengers. under the assumption you've taken notice of my good heroic deeds, there's still room for change of heart, yes? ❞ and yes, loki did let himself in again.

“What I think is most adorable is how you think bypassing my security to bother me while I’m at work is, in any way, going to work in your favor.  Or that I can simply say sure! and poof, you’re an Avenger.  Doesn’t work that way, buddy.”  He doesn’t even look up from the tray of sockets he’s picking through.  “Tell you what, if you can convince Cap to hold a vote - unlikely, he tends to get cranky when you do things like put him in the sun and bring an invading army of primordial giant space robots to destroy the planet we kind of live on - I, as an active member in good standing, will happily listen to you plead your case.”

[vaultiism]

@impulsd​ said: 

" none of my pack require a leash. but you. i am beginning to question not keeping you on one. " fl4k

   “me? on----a leash? ooooohoho, kinky.” of course the first thing would be to joke about a rather serious matter, with zane waggling his brow on top of it just to further prove a point. the grin he held up wasn’t really helping either, but alas. “but okay, all a’ that kinky shite aside, didn’t know you were into ‘em, uh---- why?” he can only assume, but for the operative, so long as he stayed alive and kicking, what he did wasn’t that big of a deal, really. he’d been doing just fine and dandy, hadn’t he?

[border-spam]

honestly those BL3 cocktails/shots all sound amazing. have you considered coming up with some based off of other characters from the other games in the franchise ?

I’m seriously considering doing some for FF7 when I’m playing it this week! It has to really be for characters I know well, and hooo boy.. I’ve 23 years of knowing those characters well!

[strngher-moved]

@impulsd​ ( jak ) asked : ❛   it’s just another war.   ❜

         a  concoction  of  antifreeze ,  MOONshine ,  and  some  vaguely  fruit  flavored  liquid   ( that  somehow  tastes  like  heaven )  is  pushed  across  the  bar  to  the  hunter  and  she  shrugs  before  her  hand  rests  on  the  bar  and  she  leans  into  it ,  watching  the  new  comer ,  distrust  bubbling  in  her  brain  but  she’s  able  to  keep  it  tucked  behind  the  facade  of  the  perfect  pin-up .  “ listen ,  sugar .  that’s  not  the  kind  of  mindset  we  like  around  here .  and  you’re  lucky  it’s  me  telling  you  this  and  not  lillith . ”  especially  since  the  siren  had  been  effectively  de-sirend  and  their  existence  was  under  threat ...  again .  “ she’d  take  that  real  personal ,  sweetheart .  and  you  don’t  want  her  taking  something  personal .  grudges  are  rough  when  the  world’s  at  stake  and  you’re  nearing  nothing  to  lose . ”  a  heavy  sigh  and  she  leans ,  both  elbows  now  on  the  bar  and  her  chin  nestled  in  the  palms  of  her  hands .  “ but  i’m  gonna  be  real  nice  since  you’re  buying ...  this  war ?  it’s  a  turning  point ,  sugar .  we’re  on  the  tip  of  a  pin  and  who  knows  when  we’re  gonna  fall .  and  if  we  don’t ?  well ,  better  be  careful  or  it’s  gonna  stab  straight  through .  pandora ,  eden - 6 ,  promethea .  it’s  all  royally  fucked  good  and  hard  and  not  a  safe  word  in  sight . ”

[jakobscrest]

@impulsd​ said: so when you fuck your shotgun, does the threat of blowing your balls off thrill you?

“I dunno-- how did YOU not freeze YA dick off stickin’ it in that FRIGID BITCH AURELIA?”

[nygmaa]

@impulsd​ said:

“I hate everything you just said.” /from zsasz

  "hm?” a single eyebrow would perk up, before ed’s eyes would eventually narrow. he’s unsure what had prompted this, given that the plan he’d thought of had everything it needed to make it through seamlessly and yet---

  “which part? the one where i explain our course of action in detail or the one where i tell why it’s imperative we do this MY way if we have any hopes of succeeding?” of course there’s other ways, he’s just too proud to let this go.

[starcrcwns]

Random Asks -- @impulsd​

" hey tina! when's the next sesh? i've got a new arsenal of moves for my assassin that are just dying to be used. " -clap

   “ -- hey, hey! Clappy! I’m kinda McBusy here doing some McDangerous bomb work! Don’t step closer unless you want to lose like ... all of your robo limbs! ”

She’s working on a new bomb and , as much as she’d love to talk about their new B&B sesh, she’s sort of in the middle of IMPORTANT BUSINESS. It’s why she’s not even looking at the bot -- or even telling him to screw off. 

The very last wire is connected and she steps back, hands shooting up in the air. Score one for Tina and score zero for the explosives. As careful as she was telling Claptrap to be earlier, she’s shoving the new bomb to the side like it’s nothing -- but she likes living on the side of danger. Don’t copy her, Clap.

“ Uh ... what were we talking about  Bunkers and Bootylicious Bitches? ”