i cannot stop hearing this line in kain's voice and absolutely losing it

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i cannot stop hearing this line in kain's voice and absolutely losing it
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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i was made aware a warcraft version of this meme didn't exist
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.
it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.
a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”
it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.
who thought this was a good idea.
"The Puppet" by Mochi
Can't wait for the rendering of this scene in FF7R3
Some of my favorites from It's Always Sunny in Lumiose.
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
"Legacy of Kain"
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I made this piece, because I wanted to raise avareness to something I love since I was maybe 14 years old. A vampire story I adored and a character I learned to appreciate for his complexity. I think he is a great character to study, if you are aiming to write a protagonist, who never really becomes a fully good person, but learns wisdom and gains a small amount of peace during his journey.
If you like vampires. If you like a gothic fantasy world, with night creatures, demons and cruel knights. If you like time travel. If you like lovecraftian horror. You have to experience the Legacy of Kain games.
Kain is both a hero and a villain of his story. He is an arrogant, cruel and angry man, who was betrayed too many times. It would be easy to assume he is a villain, who thinks he is the hero of his story. But… he is. This arrogant, cruel, angry man is the Chosen One, destined to save the world and he is fully aware of it.
His journey starts as a vengeful hero, who then becomes the villain destroying the world, and then finding his way back to fulfill his destiny. His story doesn't end when he gives up everything and burns the world. He is an immortal vampire. He has a thousand years to plan, and regret, and try again. He has a thousand years to experience the ruin of his world and desciding to fix it. However, his inability to see the full picture infuriates him. The true answers are hidden from him on purpose. Everyone lies or hides the truth. And no matter how he breaks the bars of this cage of false truths, there is another and another and this drives him mad. He has to go very deep and sacrifice many things to finally face the truth, but doing so he loses the last thing still dear to him. This changes him, but we never see, where this change truly takes him.
I really wish if there would be a final game, finishing this story more decisively. But until then, we have a bittersweet ending of a small ray of Hope.
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I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, sesamarot.
today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
it sure fuckin is buddy
PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!
No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".
This one?
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
Blackundertaker for the link. So kotaku did an interview with a butch of people to track down the people connected with the LAN party.
From the article.
The picture in question originates from Mason, Michigan, where a close group of friends who liked to build personal computers and organize LAN parties grew up. Through Reddit and email, we were able to get in touch with a large portion of the group, as well as obtain verification and additional images…
For the Mason alumni, the night they taped Drew Purvis to the ceiling was just an average day, another LAN party with friends.
“It was still early in the day and the LAN had already become fractured,” said Nick Wellman, another LAN goer. “There were about 10 of us there, and we were already playing three, four different games. Tyler was looking around and said, ‘I think you can duct tape someone to that I-beam.’”
At this point, the teens gathered the necessary supplies, bought duct tape on a friend’s employee discount and had the tallest attendee, Brian, hold the subject, Drew, aloft while the rest taped him up.
What you see in the now-iconic photo is actually the group’s second attempt to suspend their friend from the ceiling with duct tape. After about 10 minutes, the tape digging into his sides, Drew asked to be cut down. They revised their plan, adding pillows, and strapped him back up. Once on the beam, someone else had the idea to stack some tables up so Drew could still play on his computer.
“That is the funniest part about the picture,” Nick told us. “Gaming from the beam was a complete afterthought.”
Drew lasted about two hours suspended above his comrades before retiring to the ground (turns out a duct tape cocoon runs hot).
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