did you guys actually like gio x xenon. well too bad, because gio got diagnosed with old (disorder) a week ago, and it’s progressively getting worse. xenon’s now horribly uncomfortable with gio essentially… stalking him and invading his personal space. gio is basically just. going insane. over xenon, I guess. this all mostly progressed when gio got absolutely friendzoned by xenon, and he essentially started spiraling. now xenon, who is totally uncomfortable and, frankly, absolutely terrified and weirded out, is trying to be kind to gio, but he can’t really do it anymore — they’re not friends anymore. BUT. gio refuses to believe that. so
i cant play genshin im too scared that i spent too long on college things and i wonr be able to get zhong.li and he'll know that i was too tired to sit up at my desk playing there and then ill never have him & he'll hate me forever and ultimately ill have to die
So uh. Yay? - A post on my ridiculous past two days.
So my little sister (who's 18 turning 19 in a couple months) has this boyfriend.
And Zach? Well he's a LOT ridiculous. And he's like 6'5" and jumps all over me and thinks it's funny to sit on me and have fake boxing matches with me. Basically he's an overgrown labrador.
You see Zach lives with us part time. And as much as I don't like my sister? Well they're kind of stupidly perfect for each other.
And of course I know what he's asking. The two of them? NOT DISCRETE. And me and Liz have known this is coming for a long while. So I just tell him "Zach I know, and it's kind of inevitable isn't it?"
See he's gonna go into the marines so they wanna get married. And honestly? They're probably too young for this, but it's gonna happen. WE ALL KNOW. And then he says, "I'm gonna need you to come to the mall with me tomorrow."
So this afternoon? We go to Kay Jewelers and pick out a ring, (he paid half and I paid the rest and he'll pay me back in increments until he's paid me off) and I'm happy for them don't get me wrong.
BUT IT'S SO WEIRD.
My consolation prize? HE HASN'T ASKED MY DAD YET. So I'm basically gonna keep telling him to grow a pair and man up.
You see? Zach is basically like the little brother I never wanted and for my parents? He's the son they've always wanted.
SO MY LIFE'S A LIFETIME MOVIE, AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL HE ASKS HER.
Because she just thinks he's giving her a promise ring. BUT it isn't, it's a full blown engagement ring. He keeps saying he's gonna propose at the Christmas party this year. AND I CAN'T WAIT. DO YOU REALIZE HOW SATISFYING ARGUMENTS WITH MY PARENTS WILL BECOME? "Stephanie you're awful BLAH BLAH BLAH." "WHAT? I'm not the one who got married right outta high school."
Honestly? Me and Liz just wanna get skinny so we look better than erryone at the wedding.
But it's so weird. Like my baby sister's getting married? WHAT?
And that's where I've been the past couple days.
Also? Me and Zach fucking got SOOOOOOOOOO trashed Thursday night.
Like we emptied out the fridge. AND THERE WERE TWO CASES OF BEER IN THERE. OOPS.
