Crimson x Kenna
Who would be the big spoon?
Kenna definitely. They'd argue about it at first, but Kenna would win by pointing out the fact that Crimson probably doesn't want to be putting his crotch near a fire hazard.
Who would wake up first?
Seeing as how Kenna doesn't actually need sleep, probably him. Though he'd pretend not to be awake so Crimson would have to try and struggle out of his grip.
Would they have nicknames for each other?
No doubt Kenna would pick up habits from Tar and become a nicknaming master. Crimson would probably pick it up from him - either subconsciously or out of pure flustered frustration.
What would happen when they met each other’s parents?
Crimson doesn't have parents.
Kenna's father would probably drill Crimson extremely hard to make sure he was a worthy suitor then proceed to become overly friendly and freak the ever loving shit out of him.
How would they apologize after an argument?
After ignoring each other for a long period of time, they'd start passive aggressively doing very subtle nice things for each other - like Kenna 'accidentally' making too much breakfast and sharing the leftovers with Crimson, and Crimson pretending to just be bouncing a ball around and acting as if he doesn't notice Kenna returning it.
What would they be like as parents?
Absolutely terrible -- Crimson would make a very serious attempt, but neither of them are exactly suited to be rearing young. At least not right now.
Who'd be the better cook?
Definitely Crimson. Kenna would overcook everything(AKA burn) and then not understand why it tasted so awful.
Who'd be more romantic?
It would be a constant trial of attempting to one up each other on the romance scale until the entire floor has been covered in roses and there's far too many candles on the counters and they just give up and watch netflix.
What sort of gifts would they get for each other?
Grudging ones - extravagant jewelry and overly expensive chocolate, all given with mutters of 'I saw it in a wind9w and figured that I might as well'.
Who'd get jealous easiest?
They'd both get jealous easy, but Kenna would be more expressive and vocal about his jealousy while Crimson would simply simmer quietly and plan revenge for later.. Person hits on Crimson, gets an instant faceful of hound fangs. Person hits on Kenna, then mysteriously finds all their bank accounts locked.
Who'd more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
Neither of them. They both prefer to avoid such events.
Who'd be the most adventurous?
Kenna - he has far more natural enthusiasm and instinct to hunt. He'd end up dragging Crimson along for all sorts of late night ventures that end in them both getting lost and him sleeping on the couch when they get home.
Who's the most protective?
They'd both be incredibly protective of each other - all the while pretending neither of them are and denying all such claims until things came to a head.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
The sort of bratty children who fill each other's desks with bugs in order to get each others attention. And then end up just flinging bugs at each other and screaming in shared disgust.
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
Crimson's Point of View - Bad Enough For YouKenna's Point of View - Just The Way I'm Not
Do I ship it? NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes / Of course! / OTP
