Jul 9, 2017
“i ain’t leavin’ without you.”
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“i ain’t leavin’ without you.”
HERE, my love!
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💕 + rosario sosa!!
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💕 + Rosario Sosa
Noah has always been forgiving so first impressions were never things he put too much pressure on. When Noah Ashbury met Rosario Sosa, he was in an unusually bitter mood having just gotten into a fight with some raiders. However, the moment his eyes landed on the woman, every issue and problem he had at the moment seemed to fade away. It’s an understatrement to say that he was blown away by her beauty. He was impressed with her appearance and how alluring her features were and from that moment on, Noah was sucked into the world of Rosario Sosa. It’s not to say that her looks were the only thing that attracted him to her, but also the way she spoke and carried herself. Strong and independent, she never came across as a damsel in distress. It always seemed as though she was her own knight in shining armor which was something that Noah respected almost immediately.
noasario u w u
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
so this is a good one because noah is super empathetic!!! like very empathetic and his problem is that when he’s curled up with rosario watching a sad movie and he can hear the slightest whimper from her, noah gets upset and holds her tighter out of instinct. but like they both kinda just feed off of each other’s emotions so it’s like one of them gets upset, then the other gets upset that they’re upset, and so on!!! its vicious cycle but let’s face it: they both love their sad movies
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
noah ashbury is a total dork for the holidays and so is rosario. they both dress up equally as festive and noah can be seen rocking reigndeer antlers and rosario can be found with a cute santa hat. they just love the holidays and noah posts pics of rosario in her cute festive outfits on his instagram to show off his queen. it also isn’t a holiday without them getting each other ugly christmas sweaters to run around in and go to christmas dinners in
-who pays for the meals
so this one is pretty obvious. like noah loves paying for her. he was always taught to pay for his dates and his lady friends and rosario is by no means an exception to this rule. even when rosario debated with him over who pays, she always ends up letting him pay for her
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
alright so this is a tough one!!! but rlly, i think noah would be the nerd who actually knows how to play the trombone. also, the trombone takes less rhythem and noah has no rythem whatsoever so rosario is asigned to the over door. though, they did try it with the roles reversed once and it was terrible
-who brings home stray animals
i think that rosario would totally be the one to bring home stray animals. like can you imagine rosario driving home from work, finding a stray dog and taking it back to the apartment??? like even though their apartment doesn’t allow animals, she still does it anyways. and noah just comes home to a dog and a happy rosario asking if they could keep it and he can’t resist saying “yes” because he loves how happy she looks
-who leaves the bathroom door open
so, noah is a very forgetful person. like he can barely remember to put the toilet seat down but living with rosario, he makes it a point to remember to do it. but the bathroom door??? that’s another thing. but of course!!! noah has a reason to leave it open!!! as long as its open, he knows that she’s not in there and he can go in. he’s too shy to knock on the door bcs he’d be so embarrassed if rosario was actually in there, so he just leaves it open and it becomes a habit
-who tells the ‘dad jokes’
oh boi!!! you bet noah’s the one who tells dad jokes!!! noah tries his best, he really does, but he also is so unfunny that it’s funny. his jokes are lame and he’s such a nerd. he replied to rosario saying “i’m hungry” with the classic “hi hungry, i’m noah!!!” and there’s always a stupid look on his face, one that just obviously looks like noah thinks he just made the best joke of the century. of course, rosario laughs, mainly because of how cute noah looks with that dumb smile
-who wants kids more
so let’s say that these two kiddos get together. well, noah loves kids and he always wanted them, even as a kid so i think it’s safe to say that it’s noah. he’s most likely the one that’s always bringing the topic up and giving rosario puppy eyes and begging for them
-who travels more
there’s no “more” to this because they travel together. noah likes to surprise rosario with small trips, even if it’s just down the street. but noah likes to do stupid stuff like that and he likes to take her everywhere. rosario loves this about him because she loves travelling around as well and they compromise ( for financial reasons because believe me when i say that the two would kill to go to greece ) between going on short roadtrips to cities that they haven’t been
-who spends more cash
we’ve been through this one before and i think we both agree that it’s totally noah. like he is obsessed with making rosario happy and he will literally always get her whatever she wants. it’s definitely not safe for noah to take rosario shopping because even if she just picks something up to look at it, noah will buy it
-who buys the things in infomercials
alright so noah’s dumb but not that dumb. like he loves watching those infomercials and how utterly cheesy they are, but he doesn’t but them. same with rosario, she’s smart and neither of them buy those things. although, that doesn’t stop noah from getting all giddy when he sees those things in bed, bath, and beyond
-who draws in the dust on their cars
both do!!! but noah’s notes are cute lil’ love letters that he writes or lil’ reminders for rosario. on the other hand, rosario’s are most likely attempted drawings of memes and usually just rlly weird stuff but it never fails to make noah laugh his ass off
-who starts the snowball fights
this is rosario. like noah will just be sitting there doing snow angels or making snowmen when —— BAM!!! noah is attacked by rosario and they end up going at it for an hour before noah calls it quits bcs he can’t keep up with how fit and fast rosario is
-who throws away the directions to things
i feel like neither would. noah is a stickler for following directions and rosario most likely has a natural sense of direction but never throws out the map
-who puts up holiday decor
it’s a two-man job. noah does the lights and anything that’s higher uop because rosario is tiny and can’t reach anything. rosario loves to do the christmas tree so noah normally just watches her do it and only helps out when she needs help with the upper part of the tree. they obviously play rlly loud christmas music when they do that and neighbors want to complain but don’t bcs they think noah and rosario are adorable
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
noah. it’s rare, but it happens. of course, rosario picks up on this, even if he doesn’t smell. it usually happens because of his depression and she knows this so she keeps a good eye out for him
-who gets more obsessed about things
this one is totally noah. he has a very anxious mind and he tends to focus on things a lot to the point where he gets obsessed
-who sings in the shower more often
rosario!!! she sings a lot in the shower and noah can’t help but listen to it from his room with walls as thin as paper. it never fails to bring a smile to his face and he always teases rosario for it. though, sometimes, he even joins in on the concert
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“माया” or ‘maya’ it’s one of the only Nepali words Nadja remembers well from her grandmother. It is the word for unconditional love–like the love mothers have for their children–love that is unwavering and powerful. This is the word that Nadja holds in her heart for Rosario.
✤ + ROSARJA ( GIMME 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼 GOOD 👏🏼 SHIT 👏🏼 )
send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…
who said i love you first?
Nadja said it first. They were drunk and lying on the same bed together, room spinning around at the same pace of the ceiling fan above them. Immediately, she wanted to take it back and say that she didn’t love anything, but Rosario somehow mustered all her strength to pull herself up onto an elbow and look down at Nadja’s face--contorted with insecurity, the air from the fan above making her eyes watery--gums numb with too much alcohol settling atop her blood like oil and balsamic vinegar. Rosario pressed lips against Nadja’s clammy forehead and Nadja could smell the patron on her breath as she whispered. “shh, I love you too.”
who laughs when the other trips?
They both laugh so hard. It’s especially funny now that Laika is always getting underfoot. They have a running tally going over who trips the most and there’s a bet on who will have the most trips by Christmas. The loser has to tend bar at Los Abuelos in a santa suit.
who pays the bills?
I feel like they pay their own bills, but it’s split 50/50. The only thing that’s a little different is that Rosario lets ( encourages ) Nadja to use some of her fancy hair/skin products and never asks for Nadja to chip in. Likewise, Nadja always buys takeout for them ( she can’t cook ) and never asks for a chip in. They know it all comes out even and if it didn’t? Neither one would give a shit.
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
I think it’s Rosario actually? But not because she’s crazy for holidays. Rather, she knows that Nadja doesn’t have a family anymore and so she makes a big deal for her to spend the holidays with the Quintero Sosas.
who’s more clumsy?
Well...someone already sprained her ankle, but honestly? I don’t think either are PARTICULARLY clumsy?
who checks their daily horoscope?
Rosario. Nadja thinks they’re bullshit, but in the mornings she always hovers over Rosario and reads hers too.
who sings louder in the car?
Nadja. It’s more like screaming and it’s terrible. She’s even learned some lyrics to the music Rosario listens to for when she isn’t driving so it’s fair. And, while she won’t admit it, she kind of likes some of them. Rosario’s definitely caught her drunk-dancing in her underwear to Lemonade before.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Obviously Nadja.
who is more up to date in pop culture?
Rosario. Nadja only cares about punk rock from 1977 and black metal bands that she deems worthy of her time.
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
NADJA DRAGS ROSARIO to every exciting horror and scifi movie possible. Sometimes they bring Javi!
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
Neither, because as soon as they hear Sarah McLaughlin they scramble to turn off tv. Usually Nadja gets to the remote first and Rosario covers Laika’s eyes.
who’s the lighter sleeper?
Both these women sleep with one eye open. but nadja is a DRUNK and a half, so probably Rosario.
who believes in ghosts?
Both of these superstitious witchy weirdos and they play with ouija boards on halloween stoned as hell before scaring themselves and throwing the thing out of their apartment window.
who does the grocery shopping?
Rosario--Nadja lives on takeout and her good graces.
who updates their facebook status more often?
Rosario because Nadja is shitty at technology.
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💌 for a letter my muse would write to yours.
Dear Rosario Sosa,
I’m writing you this letter because sometimes there are things I can’t express with my mind directly to you. Sometimes I need to write things out so they’re easier to understand because if I don’t, I just end up rambling on. But anyways, I’m guessing that when you got this letter you had that ‘what the fuck is this shit’ type of reaction and honestly, picturing that is the funniest fucking thing in the world.
SO ROSARIO. I got the feeling that you were going through things and I wanted to just give you a little letter to you expressing why I care about you. For starters, you’re so brave. Like you’re one of the bravest people I know. Actually, you might just be the bravest person I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. You have a way about you that is also just funny as fuck. Like the way you act and the way you talk and sometimes you’re super sassy and I love it. Like when you sass me I kinda just want to throw you over my shoulder until you stop. Actually, now that I think about it, I might just do it sometime. The only thing that’s prevented me from doing it is the fear that you’ll stick a knife in my back. No, not metaphorically. I just get the feeling that you will literally stick a knife in me to get me to let go of you. Anyways, moving on, you’re also really nice. Like I get it, you act really tough and everything but I’ve seen that nice side of you. Especially when we’re just chillin’ with your dog. Like you have that super nice side of you and I just wish you would show it more often. You’re also super pretty. I don’t know if you ever get insecure or anything but I just wanted to let you know that you’re beautiful both inside and out. You’re a queen, Rosario. Also, and this part may get a little personal so bare with me, but you’re not broken. I don’t see you as something that needs fixing and I’m not just hanging around with you because I pity you. If anything, it’s the other way around. Which brings me to the question of why the fuck are you friends with me? Nevermind. Spare my feelings and ignore that. Unless of course the reason is because of my devilishly handsome good looks and my charm. Which is probably spot on. But Rosario, getting back on topic, you’re not broken. At least not in my eyes. You’re whole and you’re a person and I just wish that you wouldn’t be hard on yourself ever. Like I always want you to be happy and I’m letting you know now that if there’s ever a time when you aren’t happy, talk to me. I don’t care how late it is, just talk to me. It’s what I’m here for and I don’t need to hear you apologize to me for being honest. I’m your friend and I really care about you.
Anyways, I hope that this letter helped with anything you’re going through. Just remember that you will always have me in your corner no matter what. I will always be your friend no matter what you do.
Yours truly, Noah Ashbury
Green leaves turned to shades of yellow and the sun began to set earlier. It was the circle of life in which zombies and raiders did not give two shits about. It was a tough world but it was their world. It was a time in which kind faces were most likely traded for a black eye and a ‘what the fuck are you looking at?’ Brutal and indignant was the best way to describe it. And on which side did Noah stand on? Well, that’s a stupid fucking question because in every scenario assessed by anyone who knew Noah, he was the guy that smiled and got suckerpunched for it — and if you think that’s an exaggeration, think again. Not even ten paces past the outskirts of Cheyenne, Noah ran into a raider. He thought that he could end things civilly and with a smile to top it off. But here he was, standing over the dead body. AGGRIEVED — the emotion in which Noah was feeling for getting suckerpunched.
Bloodied and bruised, Noah had his foot on the man’s chest as if to claim his victory. It wasn’t often that he had fits of rage or violent tendencies but when provoked on the wrong day, that was the result ( primarily because Noah really fucking hated being suckerpunched ). A taste of blood lingered in his mouth and he gathered it all up with as much saliva he could get and he spit it out onto the stranger’s face. With a shake of his head, the man removed his foot from the victim and looked around at his surroundings. He was in some part of the woods just on the outskirts of the city and he was too far for comfort. If he had come across one raider, he was sure that he would find more. So he turned back, retracing his footsteps. He walked with the slights limp ( a kick to the shin hindering him ), fists balled up out of frustration for it.
Exasperated mumbles of vexation soon followed and he could hear the rustling of footsteps behind him. Quick hands moved to his arrows, pulling out a single one as he positioned his arms to get ready to shoot. He wasn’t in the mood to get any more blood on his hands so he figured that the bow and arrow would prevent any up close confrontation. He moved quietly and gingerly, step by step, breath by breath. Due to his encounter with a certain someone, he had been working on being more stealthy. And so he put his training to work but soon enough, he grew tired of the cat and mouse game. “Come out,” He instructed. “Unless you want to end up like that fucking idiot over there,” He mumbled shortly after, assuming that whoever it was had seen the dead man lying on the leaf covered flooring.
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