#incelphone

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

when will be married beardy? I have chicken nuggets and ring pops~

“NO.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

Wait, If Beardy Has A Phone Head, Doesn'T That mean He's Been Springlocked? So Shouldn't He Have Scars?

“Uh…I don’t really wanna talk about it.”(He was springlocked, it would just be too much of a pain to photoshop scars onto him every time, lol.)

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

Hey Beardy! did you know your bro got himself a boyfriend?

“You mean that Pierre guy? Sadly, yes. My brother has fallen into some dark times lately, and he thinks he’s one of those gay people. He lets me live with him, so I just tolerate it, but I hope he gets out of this stage he’s having.”(I warned you when I said he wasn’t supposed to be likeable)

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

So we get to ask Coral Blue's brother questions huh

*tips fedora politely at m’lady* “He gave me permission to use his blog while he was gone, m’lady. Don’t know why he was in a rush, hm.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

(My)Peter: Which war did Coral serve in exactly? I mayself am a veteran as well, served in Vietnam.

“He served in WW2, as far as I know.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

MAGIC ANON! Beardy now has cat ears and tail uwu

((OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE)))

*purrs* “uwu whats this?” *twitches tail* “I awways knew dat wizards were weal OWO”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

If beardy has a fedora, does that mean he is a Nice Guy?

“I see SOME of you understand that I’m just a nice guy trying to keep you sheep from being mislead.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

I fear no man. But that thing *gestures at Beardy*. THat thing is scares me

*throws fedora dramatically into the air* “Well YOU’RE no TREASURE either! At least my brother understands how nice I am!” *catches fedora mid air*