#neckbeardphone

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

when will be married beardy? I have chicken nuggets and ring pops~

“NO.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

Wait, If Beardy Has A Phone Head, Doesn'T That mean He's Been Springlocked? So Shouldn't He Have Scars?

“Uh…I don’t really wanna talk about it.”(He was springlocked, it would just be too much of a pain to photoshop scars onto him every time, lol.)

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

So we get to ask Coral Blue's brother questions huh

*tips fedora politely at m’lady* “He gave me permission to use his blog while he was gone, m’lady. Don’t know why he was in a rush, hm.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

(My)Peter: Which war did Coral serve in exactly? I mayself am a veteran as well, served in Vietnam.

“He served in WW2, as far as I know.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

MAGIC ANON! Beardy now has cat ears and tail uwu

((OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE)))

*purrs* “uwu whats this?” *twitches tail* “I awways knew dat wizards were weal OWO”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

If beardy has a fedora, does that mean he is a Nice Guy?

“I see SOME of you understand that I’m just a nice guy trying to keep you sheep from being mislead.”

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

I fear no man. But that thing *gestures at Beardy*. THat thing is scares me

*throws fedora dramatically into the air* “Well YOU’RE no TREASURE either! At least my brother understands how nice I am!” *catches fedora mid air*

[goodbyeeveryoneilovedyou]

Shall we have our pink child murderer posses a nice guy? Sound interesting..~M!Anon

“Very funny, as I said before, it’s impossible to be possessed because the concept of souls is a made up.”