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*Mewtwo and Incineroar are about to duke it out*
Incineroar: So it’s come down to this, eh? The ultimate battle of Brains versus Brawn. Mind versus Muscle. Not really much of a matchup if you ask me.
Mewtwo: I can even the playing field if it makes you feel better.
Incineroar: ?
*VWOOOSH! Mewtwo uses a mega stone to transform into the fighting-type Mega Mewtwo X*
Incineroar, instantly enamored: (Don’t fall for the nerd. Don’t fall for the nerd. DON’T FALL FOR THE NERD.)
Ichimatsu's team of kittens
the fact that my fave matsu fits with my fave pokemon overjoys me so much
Patreon ★ Commissions
Cody Egan - Guitar, Production, Percussion Dorian Lemus - Guitar, Production, Percussion, Vocals Chris Walasek - Guitar, Production Jimmy Greene - Vocals Olivia Gehrke - Art Jack Black - Vocals Jacob Norman - Villainous Monologues
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Concept: Incineroar leaves his trainer to go fight on his own. He has trouble making it on his own and the cartel promise to bring him glory. He gets a deal with the cartel and he does just that. As a bonus he inspires the kids. The cartel ask him to throw a match against the world’s most evil luchador: El Maldito. He was gonna bring his country to the top. The kids were rooting for him but his life was on the line. He feels the kids’ adoration for him and can’t bring himself to lose the match. He unexpectedly wins the match. Afterwards the cartel come after him to kill him for betraying them. But in his heart he knew he did the right thing. He was ready to accept defeat. He knew he couldn’t let the kids down. He ran from his glory but now is a guardian angel. Whenever they are in need of him he will be there to protect. His loyalty is undying.
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Lyrics:
Yo voy a cantar, una cancion del Luchador. Hoy el va a demonstrar lo que perdio. Hace muchos anos el fue el que libero. La gente del maldito.
(I’m going to sing you a song about a wrestler. Today he will show you what he has lost. Many years ago he was the one who liberated The people from The Damned.)
It's really simple you see, you just have to throw the match. I mean, you can throw anything! You can throw a chair. You can throw a sofa. You can throw a loveseat! So just throw the match and no one has to have an accident. I trust that you care about those kids. I think that you'll do the right thing. You're such a cool cat after all. So muscular. So intense, and very rational. Think it over.
Cuando fui un nino, el maldito robo Mi padre, de mi pueblo y lo mato. Deje mi entrenador, y volvi un luchador! Solo, no pudi alcanzar la Gloria.
(When I was a child, The Damned robbed me of My father. Took him from my village and killed him. I left my trainer and became a fighter! Alone I couldn’t reach glory.)
Haha, why yes of course I remember your father. How could I forget such a pathetic face. The whole time he screamed and complained like such a wimp. It's alright though I don't hold grudges. I'm above that. Now all of that being said I'm looking forward to our match. You've made quite a name for yourself you know and your reputation precedes you. I also hear we have a very symbiotic situation going on right now. Knowing you're so reasonable makes me think maybe you're a better man than he was. May the best fighter win.
[[Nacho Libre quote]]
El cartel, me encontro y me va devolver. A la Gloria, para inspirar a los ninos.
(The cartel found me and promised me they’d deliver me To glory in order to inspire the children.)
Yo soy un luchador, un luchador de honor. Yo no voy a perder contra ese hombre porque tu me digas de que necesito hacerlo porque yo estoy en deuda tuya. La deuda tuya no quiere decir de que yo voy a perder a proposito. Eso no es honor. Me entiendes? Ese hombre es el diablo. Ese hombre controla la cuidad en una manera de que no se debe de controlar. La manera con que controla ese hombre es con fuerza. La miga es con fuego. La pasion. La pasion del Corazon. Yo soy un luchador de las personas. Yo lucho para mis fanaticos. Yo soy un hombre de honor. Y yo no voy a perder aunque me digas que me vas a matar! Yo vivo para la gente. Y nunca vas a quitar eso de mi.
(I am a fighter, a fighter with honor. I am not going to lose against that man because you say I am in your debt. Your debt does not mean I should throw the match on purpose. That’s not honorable. Do you understand me? That man is the devil. That man controls the city in a way that it should not be handled. My way is with passion. Passion from the heart. I am a fighter for the people. I fight for my fans. I am a man with honor. And I will not lose even though you threaten to kill me. I live for the people and you will never take that away from me.)
Tal vez no soy tan mal, pero me va matar. Si yo no tiro la lucha contra el diablo. Los ninos creen en mi, no puedo perder. Vamos con dios.
(Maybe I’m not that bad. But they’re going to kill me If I don’t throw this match against The Damned. The children believe in me . I can’t lose. Let’s go with God.)
Sakurai: With the increase of lewd Incineroar, Bowser, Bayonetta and pretty much ever Fighter/Assist Trophy art, I would like to announce that I’ll be permanently be canceling the Smash series as a whole. We’ll be send our best Nintendo Ninjas to confiscate all of your Super Smash Bros game, from 64 to Ultimate. And if you’ve downloaded them digitally, well be confiscated all of your gaming systems too. You ungrateful lil' shits fucking disgust me. Don’t except another Kid Icarus Uprising port or sequel either.
The Great Gingerbread Heist - 1
It was getting to that time of year, where everyone was getting festive, christmas lights were being hung, and everyone was getting ready. There was one tradition, however, that would always be held no matter what year it was….
“Peach’s Gingerbread house.” Ness told Joker.
Joker had been brought by Lucas to a secret hideout that only some of the younger smashers know about, which in reality was Zelda’s really deep closet that she doesn’t know they use. When he told him about the hideout, he expected some kid stuff, like drawings and whatnot.
He was half right.
He saw complicated drawings that looked like intangible scribbles, names with symbols, and pictures of a gingerbread houses. In short, it looked like a couple of kids that had half of an idea of what they were doing made it.
In front of him was Ness, who was sitting behind a table wearing a suit and sunglasses. On the table next to him, he was petting Pichu. Beside him were Pit and Toon Link, both crossing their arms and wearing the same thing as Ness.
“So you brought me here to help you steal a gingerbread house?” Joker asked. “A small, edible, art project that’s used to feel festive?”
Ness chuckled. “Joker Joker Joker. We aren’t talking about any ordinary gingerbread house. We’re talking a gingerbread mansion.” Ness stood up. “A whole house, the height of Palutena, each bite containing the sweet goodness of one whole gingerbread house!”
Joker sat back in his chair. “So, why don’t you go and steal it yourself? You have more knowledge on this than I do.”
Pichu growled at Joker, but was picked up by Pit and petted until it was calm.
“Heh, if only it were that easy.” Ness started. “Princess Peach, the one who bakes it, may seem like a nice lady. But she rules this house with an iron fist. Just last week, Toon got grounded for riding Epona.”
“She said it was Link’s horse! I’m a Link!” Toon shouted, breaking his bodyguard character.
“We’d try asking to get some, but every year, she says kids aren’t allowed to have any…” Ness told Joker. “But we know full well that she gives the ones that aren’t perfect to Kirby! So, we tried doing what any other kid would when faced with oppressive adult tyranny and sheer favoritism. We tried stealing some."
"But that security of hers is tight.” Pit added. “No one’s been able to break through.”
Joker nodded. “So why me specifically?”
“Your a part of a group who’s probably stolen countless priceless artifacts.” Ness told him, being honest how he hasn’t read up on the epic history of Persona. “This won’t feel that different.”
“Hm.” Joker mumbled. “Why exactly are you trying to get this gingerbread mansion?”
Ness sighed and took out a Sepia picture. It was a picture of Meggy wearing his hat. “I have a lady, Joker.” He began talking like a mafia boss in those old movies. “She never tasted the sweet goodness of gingerbread with unhealthy amount of sugar. So, I did what any good boyfriend would do. I told her I would steal it for her, so she could be happy.”
“…So, to get to the point, you need me to steal it so you, your friends, and your girlfriend who looks incredibly similar to one of my friends can eat it?” Joker implied.
Ness, Pit, and Toon Link looked at each other. “Yes.” They said in unison, breaking out of their business characters.
“Alright. What’s in it for me, though?”
Ness and Pit looked over at Toon. “Well…” Toon thought for a moment. He whispered the offer into Jokers ear.
Joker mulled it over. “Make it 35%, throw in $20, and you got a deal. But I’ll need a team.”
“I already have that covered. Plus yourself, we have Incineroar, the muscle, MegaMan as the hacker, Bowser Jr as the explosive expert, and Villager as the getaway driver."
"Blue will also be coming with you as the disguise expert. You never know when you’ll need to disguise.” Ness told him.
Joker stood up and readjusted his mask. “It’s fine. I don’t think I’ll have to disguise myself.” He then grinned.
“Having to disguise oneself when being faced with an opposition that doesn’t require it isn’t very tasteful.” Joker told them.
*Hands you a flagging immunity device* "All I ask for in return is some Incineroar x Lucario."
Incineroar: Hah! What do your fancy Kung-Fu moves have against REAL FIGHTING! So come on and try it dog-boy! Come at a real ma-
Lucario: *absolutely devastates Incineroar with a perfectly executed Judo throw* You were saying?
Incineroar, hearts in his eyes: Wow.
Lucario: Sweetie, please come out of the box.
Incineraor, from inside Snake’s box: IF IT FITS I SITS!
Incineroar: All I’m saying is that salt is definitely a spice.
Lucario: Unless you want a divorce you take that back.
Congrats to Incineroar for making it into Smah Bros Ultimate!! I’m excited to play as this actually really sweet Pokémon 🙌🏼
