Dec 17, 2023
Eleanor: We're gonna die!
Theodore: Oh Eleanor, think positive!
Eleanor: ... I'm positive we're gonna die!
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Eleanor: We're gonna die!
Theodore: Oh Eleanor, think positive!
Eleanor: ... I'm positive we're gonna die!
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SIMON: A cube is one of my favorite shapes. So precise, so uniform. Remarkable.
ALVIN: It’s like the most boring shape. It’s just a box.
SIMON: A very precise box.
Eleanor: Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind? Simon: On a daily basis.
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Alvin: This is all your fault!
Simon: My fault?!
Alvin: Once again, you lack the will to stop one of my terrible ideas! Face it you’re weak!
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Alvin and Brittany, marching around the house and chanting: Taylor Swift ticket day! Taylor Swift ticket day! Taylor Swift ticket day!
Simon: We have no idea how many stars there are.
Alvin: I think there are 7.
Simon: …No there are more than 7.
Alvin: You just said we have no idea.
Simon: We know there are more than 7.
Alvin: Well apparently you’re a liar so I’m even more convinced it’s 7.
Dave: Apologize to Alvin now
Simon: I’m sorry I called you stupid, I thought you already knew
Brittany: WHO THE FUCK-
Dave: Language!
Brittany: Oh, it’s English- NOW WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY HAIR DRYER?