Simon Seville

🙄📙🔬🍁🔭🧪🏀🤖 Salutations. My name's Simon. I’m a dependable, intelligent, and hardworking kid. My mission is to solve the universe’s biggest questions and become a famous scientist. I will protect my family at any cost. They mean the world to me.

[simonoliverseville]

Simon’s Sensational Mixtape 💿

1. Word Crimes- Weird Al (Blurred Lines parody)

2. Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears (Glee cover)

3. The Big Bang Theory Theme- The Barenaked Ladies (I am embarrassed to type this)

4. Keep It Down- Oh Geeez

5. Shattered Dreams- Johnny Hates Jazz

6. How To Fly- Jason Chen

7. I’m Going Crazy- AATC (A Chipmunk Celebration)

8. One Foot In Front Of The Other- Walk The Moon

9. Something Wilder- Oh Geeez

10. Alvinnn! Simon Medley- Explosion, The Magic Mixture, Never Gonna Drop, Out Of Luck, Lost Starman, Get Yourself Together

11. Blue Moon- Billie Holiday (Frank Sinatra Cover)

12. Stuck In The Middle With You- The Steelers

13. The Way That You Do- Ross Lynch (Austin and Ally)

14. DNA- The Chipmunks and Chipettes

15. Crazy ABCs- The Barenaked Ladies (whyyyy did I have to type that again?)

16. Calculate- AATC (From Thinking Cap Trap)

17. Everything I Do- Bryan Adams (Roger Whittaker cover)

18. Cool- Jonas Brothers (AmbientSkai cover)

19. Virtual Insanity- Jamiroquai

20. This Is Who I Am- Monster High Movie

21. Count On Me- The Meadows

22. Zero-Varsity Fan Club

Finished at last. I must say I’m quite proud of this.

Google drive link:

Simon's Sensational Mixtape - Google Drive

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[simonoliverseville]

“Chipwrecked. Need I say more?”

[simonoliverseville]

“Today, I was able to rally those five rapscallions together to complete a massive to-do list.”

“I corrected typos in three chapters of one of our stories, played some videogames with Alvin and Eleanor, Convinced Jeanette and Alvin to do lineart, organized some things with Brittany, and fought with a computer to transfer the Schoolhouse Rock songs to Alvin’s iphone.”

“Now we can finally test volume 1 of the album before we upload it to Youtube.”

“But the most important thing we did today was summer reading! Jeanette, Alvin, and I have started a spirited challenge to see who can read the most books this summer.”

“Pardon this very long and somewhat disorganized post. I am thoroughly exhausted. I feel like I was herding cats all day.”

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills, but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[simonoliverseville]

“There is one good thing that’s come out of Alvin’s current Young Sheldon fixation…”

“He’s stopped talking to himself. Completely. I haven’t heard him yammering to Classic Alvin in days. He’s far too busy infodumping about physics left and right.”

“And he seems so…happy and enthusiastic and comfortable with who he is, even if who he is is now…three times the raging nerd he was.”

“Eventually, he’ll run out of DVDs and the Sheldon-ness in him will once again be overrun by Classic Alvin and Alvin 2.0. But I hope that he maintains that comfortable feeling and the identity crisis stays at bay.”

[simonoliverseville]

“It’s officially June and that means SUMMER READING WILL SOON BE UPON US!”

“I have already picked out a selection of informative and entertaining books.”

“THE THEME THIS YEAR IS ARCHEOLOGICAL EXPEDITIONS WHICH MEANS SOME OF THE PRIZES ARE DINOSAUR THEMED!”

“I don’t often get this enthusiastic about anything, but…DINOS DINOS DINOS! WHOOOO!”

🦕🦖

[simonoliverseville]

“Have you ever tried to play Scrabble with Alvin?”

“If you haven’t, my recommendation to you is…DON’T. If he asks, run the other direction!”

“If you’re unsure what I mean, well, you’ll find out in the next mini tale.” 😬

[simonoliverseville]

“I have successfully managed to get Alvin to fold the clothing in his self-proclaimed “floordrobe.”

“I still am not thrilled with the idea of clothes on the floor, but I recognize a small pile of clothing to grab in the morning is essential for him. Exam week is next week and it’ll be harder than ever for him to get out of bed in the morning.”

“At least he stopped playing the Schoolhouse Rock songs nonstop… Forgive me, I stand corrected. He’s playing A Victim Of Gravity for the 43rd time. Yes, I have been counting.”

“I need a break from this family.”

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK ALBUM ART IS SKETCHED! CHECK US OUT!”

“I totally nailed the placement of the logo, right? That took me 3 tries! I am so hyped to share this album when it’s finished!”

“and now…for the DETAILS!”

“I’m wearing the cape as a reference to Zero, My Hero. Britt’s spoiled rich girl outfit is a reference to Dollars and Sense. Theo’s boy scout vest with badges is for Unpack Your Adjectives. Ellie’s stars and stripes are just for American History Rock as a whole but they’ll be minty green. Simon’s apple is just because academic flare lol. Jeanette’s sun necklace is for Solar Power To The People and her recycling shirt is for the 3 Rs.”

“Special thanks to Dr. Wilson for inspiring this whole schoolhouse rock album idea.” 💡

[simonoliverseville]

“This entire album cover is giving “pictures taken 5 seconds before disaster.”

“Not only is Jeanette about to fall on Eleanor, that will cause Eleanor to shove the word HOUSE into Brittany, knocking her down too. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the entire structure my brothers are on will collapse as well.”

“This is not a critique by the way. I think it’s extremely hilarious and very fitting.”

[simonoliverseville]

“I bought a new shirt so I can finally ditch my old stained and filthy one that’s been in our closet since 2015.”

“And this one’s blue! My old one was white and the table was blue.”

“Science shirts are my thing and I feel like, if I wanted to, I could probably make them trendy at Santa Barbara High.”

[thatdisasterauthor]

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

[antique-scarecrow]

the kids are alright 

[simonoliverseville]

“I have been reflecting a lot lately on one of the strangest experiences I’ve encountered in my life.”

“Referring of course to having to watch my brother rapidly transform into the chipmunk version of Young Sheldon.”

“And this was BEFORE I created the ADHD meds that amplified his Sheldon-y side.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[simonoliverseville]

“My majestic dino plush toy. He is extra soft. The World’s Softest is actually the brand name.”

“He shall experience many cuddles.”

[simonoliverseville]

Simon, do you have a crush? And who is it? (Or atleast hints)

"I know I don't talk about it as much as she does, but I'm in a committed relationship with Brittany Miller."

[simonoliverseville]

“This sticker I got from the library is very amusing.” 🤣

“I feel like it needs to be duplicated and handed out everywhere. Mr. Spock is an icon.”