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Everyone meeting Seyoon for the first time: wow

Seyoon: I have found my stage name

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Jason, to Wow: I'm Jason, and you are?

Wow: questioning my sexuality

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Jun, about the rest of A.C.E: they are a national treasure, don't hurt my sons

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Jun, about Jason: jason? i thought his name was byeongkwan?

Wow: he likes to be called jason okay?

Jun: yeah well i like to be called cupcake

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at the store

Donghun, to a clerk: i lost my friend, can i make an announcement?

Clerk: yeah sure

Donghyun, leaning into the mic: goodbye you lil shit

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Wow: sometimes being bisexual is a curse, turns out i banged both of her older twin bothers last summer

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thanksgiving

Donghun, a grocery store butcher: wait a second, you just got a turkey yesterday

Jun: yup

Donghun: turkey number two huh? mess up the first one?

Jun: no its a uh long story

Donghun: not so easy just to step into the kitchen is it?

Jun: actually I'm a professional cook

Donghun: yeah you and me both right? okay, don't mess this one up

Jun, leaving: i didn't mess it up

next day

Jun: hi uh i need two turkeys please

Donghun: oh you again

Jun: uh yeah

Donghun: look i think i know what's going on here, and i'm flattered but i'm in a relationship

Jun: what? oh no no no i'm not trying to-

Donghun: hey hey hey, listen daddy: don't you let one rejection keep you from getting out there, you seem great

Jun: oh gee thanks

Donghun: there's a whole group of guys out there who don't care what guys look like

Jun: uh can i just get my turkey please?

Donghun: you know i got a friend who's into sloppy bears

Jun: whats a sloppy bear?

Donghun: you know, you got the muffin top, food on your shirt

Jun, wiping his shirt: oh god i do

Donghun: let me set you up, tell you what, let me write down a number on the receipt, you take it and you do what you want

Jun: no i think you have the wrong idea, i'm not interested in any dating, i'm in a relationship

Donghun: i know, i know, you're not interested that's cool, here's the number i'll talk to you later, now get out of here

next day

Donghun: hey you again huh

Jun: huh oh hey you again, and me yup i just came for another

Donghun: i suppose you want another "turkey"

Jun: yes, that's exactly what i want, a turkey i didn't come for anything else

Donghun: okay fine! you wore me down dammit, things aren't going great with seyoon, haven't been going great for a long time, you know he's hot but it might be time for me to just settle

Jun: look, no no no, look at me i'm nothing you love seyoon, stay with seyoon

Donghun: i am so sick of seyoon and his dancing

Jun: oh no i don't know seyoon but i assume it's great, you should definitely stay with seyoon

Donghun, yelling into the back: yo i'm taking my break! oh my god we're doing this

Jun: no we're not

Donghun: hey what do you wanna do? wanna go to the beach?

Jun: no, maybe, wait i'm straight, i mean i'm mostly straight

Donghun: let's grab a coffee

Jun: call seyoon

Donghun: no let's just have sex, oh god this feels so great!

Jun, grabbing the turkey: i should just, sorry i gotta go cook this, also i'm married, but if i wasn't, who am i kidding you're out of my league it would never work

Donghun, as Jun is leaving: what are you talking about

Jun: i really gotta go

Donghun: i am going to see you tomorrow

Jun: probably not, i'll call you

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Donghun, texting Jun: i tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and i got arrested