#incorrect agentreign quotes

[westenraskiss]

Alex: what's this?

Kara: my to-do list

Alex: this just says Lena

Sam: oh my sweet summer child Alex

Alex: WAIT A SECOND

[westenraskiss]

Alex: Ah shit-

Sam: ALEX, LANGUAGE!

Alex: Fuck, sorry. Wait no, dammit, no, I mean-

[westenraskiss]

Alex: I'm not mom material.

Sam: But you're definitely daddy material and that's what counts babe.

[westenraskiss]

Lucy: so, have you done it on the kitchen counter yet?

Alex: I'm so not answering that.

Lucy: aww you totally did!

Kara: EW ALEX I EAT THERE!

Lucy: apparently so do Sam and your sister ;)

[westenraskiss]

Lena: Alex, you can't live on junk food alone. You are what you eat.

Alex: So I'm Sam Arias now?

Kara: Thanks I'm gonna go fling myself off a building.

[committedtolexiegrey]

Alex, after taking a deep breath: I lo-

Kara: Yes, you love Sam, I know, you love Sam so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sam, I KNOW, you love Sam, you fucking love Sam, okay I know, I get it, YOU LOVE SAM. I GET IT.