#incorrect alien quotes

[midala-of-the-valley]

Elizabeth: Charlie, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Charlie: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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ripley x lambert

Ripley: I feel like doing something stupid.

Lambert: I'm stupid, do me.

Ripley: What?

Lambert: What?

[b-lightwalker]

Bishop: And the classic...

Hicks, seated at a piano and singing to Hudson: How the f*** did you burn... How the f*** did you bur-urn... Ice cream?

[space-cat-jonesy]

Xenomorph: I’ve invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-

Bishop, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Xenomorph:

Xenomorph: …I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in what Knife Monopoly is.

[incorrect-alienverse-quotes]

Daniels: I'm over this dumb ass ship with all these fake ass people.

Oram: [walking past] Hey.

Daniels: Hey.

Daniels: [muttering] Fuckin' bitch.

[midala-of-the-valley]

Charlie: *Bullying David*

Y/N, later: *accidentally hits Charlie with their ATV*

Charlie: You hit me with your ATV!

Y/N: You hit my ATV with your body.

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Lambert: I like your new pants, Ripley.

Ripley: Thanks. They were 50% off.

Lambert: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *smiles shyly*

Ripley: The store can't give me pants for free, Lambert.

Lambert: Th-That's not what I meant...?

Ripley: *serious tone* That's a terrible way to run a business.

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incorrect alien quotes ripley x lambert

Ripley: *sighs* What should we do today?

Parker: Hot women.

Brett: I second that.

Dallas: Shouldn't we cut that thing off Kane's head?

Ash: We should work.

Kane: *muffled noises*

Lambert: World domination.

Ripley: That's ambitious, Lambert.

Lambert: You're my world, Ripley.

Ripley: Aww...

Everyone: *Silence.*

Ripley: OH.