#incorrect archangel

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Meanwhile; at the local zoo

Gabriel: What are they in for?

Michael: ? This isn’t jail

Raphael: So they can leave?

Michael: well.. no

Lucifer, pointing to a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone

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[At a graveyard]

Micheal: *puts a hand on Lucifer’s headstone* how could you do this to me?

Micheal, sobbing: We’re so understaffed

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Lucifer: ya I’ll have an iced coffee with 8 shots of espresso, 12 sugars and-

Micheal: holy fuck just do a line

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Micheal: Hey Officer, here for the boys

Officer: … names?

Micheal, after being handed a coffee and paper from another officer: You must be new

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Micheal, after some bitch had the audacity: I could be so much worse. I could be my father.

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Lucifer, taping a knife to a roomba: be free, my child

[later]

Micheal, holding the roomba in a death grip, ankles bleeding, and breathing heavy: LUCIFER

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Adam, drunk texting: you’re the hottest bf I’ve ever had

Micheal, sitting next to him stone cold sober: I’m your husband

Adam: *gapping* Amazing

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Raphael while trying to give Gabriel life advice: life can be pretty cool, you might even get a bagel. But there’s also the horrors