#incorrect baldur's gate

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Wyll: How do I ask someone out? Halsin: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Wyll: No! Astarion: Come with me, my little heart, we can do it in a cart. Wyll: Stop! Minthara: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Astarion: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory. But EXCELLENT construction. Minthara: I aim to please and shoot to kill.

[astarionsplaylist]

Astarion: Could you die for me? Gale: Yeah, if it came down to it I would die for you :) Astarion: No, COULD you, like right now

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Minthara: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing! Karlach: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?! Minthara: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Lae'zel: I like you.

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Minthara: I haven’t lost my virginity. Halsin: Because nobody likes you? Minthara: Because I never lose!

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Halsin: I have an idea. Minthara: A good idea? Halsin: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Minthara, turning to Halsin: Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

[lumi-klovstad-games]

Wyll, to Gale: Why is Volo not talking? He's being very uncharacteristically nonhyperverbal. Gale: Oh it's nothing. I'm playing the silent game with him. Wyll: Well, then you just lost. Gale: I lost two hours ago. I gave him ear plugs and told him to close his eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get him to shut up.