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who woke up mom & dad >=v0
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based off that one meme - you know which one
What were you studying in your tower, Gale?!
THE GIF?!?!?!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
hi i put out a bg3 fic after like ages LMAO it's a non-gender specific smut/angst fic between astarion and a reader of any gender or with any genitals :) did my best to keep it open to whoever was reading lol
he's doing his best <3
loving the thought of an au where the bg3 companions are somehow thrown into our world and astarion gets to watch in delight as thousands of people dress like vampires for halloween
bloodweave but astarion is touch repulsed and self-conscious so he waits until gale falls asleep to wrap his arms around him and put his head on gale's chest to listen to his heartbeat, trying to remember how it felt to have one of his own
Another type of intimacy
gentle intimacy outside of sex is my kink
Gale waterballs deep in your mouth
@thenetherese
shadowheart
Playing as origin Astarion and telling Gale about Cazador
crying and throwing up over this
them <3
Part 2 hug-starion pieces. Now all the main companions have given him a hug ❤️ bonus rounds to come soon!
the lae'zel one is canon bc i say so
Astarion: Okay, WHO made that loud cracking noise that gave away our position and almost got us killed???
Tav: I think that might've been Gale's knees
Shadowheart: Yeah that sounded like Gale's knees
Gale, nodding: It was my knees
astarion fanartists are so horny.....
keep at it hotties love you xx
List of Auntie Ethel's personalized creative vicious mockeries
This is going to be sad, guys.
So Auntie Ethel has personalized vicious mockeries insults, so I compiled them here in a list, per character!
Some are FOR a character, some are for specific elements (ex. an insult for half elf will also be applied to Shadowheart). It looks like each characters has three personalized ones. There also seems to be nothing specific for Dark Urge,
Astarion:
You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?
Karlach:
Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.
Wyll:
Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.* (*this seems human specific, but I cannot tell if it can be used against Wyll too)
Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
Fraud of the Frontiers!
Shadowheart:
You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.
Lae'zel:
Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.
Gale:
I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?
Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
It is infinitely funny to me that not only is Astarion only 5'9", his is also the ONLY companion's height Larian felt the need to specify. Like it doesn't matter to them if we think Halsin's tall, but hell will freeze over before they let us mistake Astarion for anything but average as fuck.
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astarion in act 3