Jan 28, 2023
[in the dark]
Kendall: what was that noise?
James: I don’t know. compliment it before it kills us
Kendall: uhhh… I like your hair
Gustavo: *turning on the lights* first of all, that was rude.
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[in the dark]
Kendall: what was that noise?
James: I don’t know. compliment it before it kills us
Kendall: uhhh… I like your hair
Gustavo: *turning on the lights* first of all, that was rude.
Mama Knight.: Can I have an explanation as to why Carlos is uh..through the floor?
James: Well we were watching Blues Clues and he wanted to try the blue-skadoo thing.
Logan: But I told him that it was physically impossible
Kendall: So he yelled "BET", put his textbook on the ground, went "Blue Skadoo, we can too!", jumped onto the book-
All three of them: And busted through the floor.
Mama Knight:
Carlos: Well I went somewhere didn't I
Lucy: is Kendall a good kisser?
James: hahaha you’re so funny haha how would I know hahaha so funny fr
James: yes.
James and Carlos: [whispering] don’t tell him we made bacon in the toaster!
Kendall: [getting out of the car] WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??
All fifteen firemen:
Logan: they made bacon in the toaster.
Logan: you have to apologize to Gustavo
Kendall: fine
Kendall, to Gustavo: unfuck you or whatever
James: Kendall, wake up!
Kendall: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. leave flowers and get out.
James: kendall and I are so close that we share a toothbrush
Kendall:
Kendall: we what
Kendall, awkwardly picking up a crying baby Katie: it’s okay, when you grow up, you’ll learn to do this on the inside