#fake quotes

[annoying-vegan]

Haymitch and Katniss talking about Peeta

[waddamszz]

wednesday running into hers and enid's room in a towel with her clothes in hand and still dripping

enid, blushing like she's burning inside out: what the fu–

wednesday: shut up. i can't lose my line of thought

enid: wha-

wednesday: shhhh. fuck my hands are wet

enid, who has never heard wednesday curse in her life because it's too "undignified": *malfunctioning*

wednesday: shit. shit. shit. shit. thing!!!

thing, already holding a pen and motioning her to go on

wednesday: right. so instead of the finale I was planning, viper will find herself in [long and detailed explanation. she's still soaking wet]

wednesday: and that's it. thank you, thing

thing, stretching his fingers: 👍

enid: what the hell was that???

wednesday: i had the idea mid shower. if i waited but a second i would forget it

enid: huh??..

wednesday: now...would you be so kind as to turn around so i can dress myself?

enid, again. blushing: y-yeah no-no sure!! that's yeah....so that's what living with an author is like?

[raeraex0]

[vvssqqz6]

max: charles and I are no longer friends.

charles: MAX THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[normarston]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Frieren: See that accounting office that looks like it used to be a pizza hut?

Fern: Yes.

Frieren: It used to be a pizza hut.

Fern: That's nice.

Frieren: Himmel got stuffed crust there.

[san-fics]

[private messages] Chat Noir: good morning, Princess Chat Noir: how did you sleep? Marinette: this is her boyfriend Marinette: what do you want? Chat Noir: good morning, boyfriend Chat Noir: how did our Princess sleep?

[blujayscorner]

I felt silly