#incorrect bucky quote

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Bucky: Are you ready to commit?

Nat: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Bucky: How do I make a date really romantic?

Sam: Be mysterious.

Bucky: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Loki *

Loki: So where are we going?

Bucky: None of your fucking business.

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Sam: When's the last time you slept?

Bucky: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Sam: A few- how many?!

Bucky: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Sam: What you need is sleep!

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Y/N: I made tea.

Bucky: I don't want tea.

Y/N: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Bucky: Then why did you tell me?

Y/N: It's a conversation starter.

Bucky: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Y/N: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.