Mar 26, 2025
Bucky: How do I make a date really romantic?
Sam: Be mysterious.
Bucky: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Loki *
Loki: So where are we going?
Bucky: None of your fucking business.
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Bucky: How do I make a date really romantic?
Sam: Be mysterious.
Bucky: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Loki *
Loki: So where are we going?
Bucky: None of your fucking business.
Sylvie: So my therapist told me to write letters to all the people who’d ever hurt me and then burn them.
Sylvie: Which made me feel a little better, so I did that…
Sylvie: …but now what do I do with the letters?
Mobius: 0.0
Loki: *furiously taking notes*
Loki: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Peter: That's what you do?
Loki: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I could fucking demolish you.
Loki: Something’s off.
Y/N: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Loki: No, but that’s funny.
Loki: Don’t be sad!
Thor: Why not?
Loki:
Loki: I don’t have a good answer.
Thor: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Loki: Apparently, we're not.
Y/N: What’s your body count?
Loki: Do you mean sex or murder?
Thor: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Loki: *sighs*
Loki: I killed a man.