#incorrect buney quotes

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chimney, quietly: you look pretty...

buck: what did you say?

chimney, loudly: i said you look shitty. good night, buck

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buck: chim, don't you get it? everyone who's near to me is in danger. we can't be together

buck: it's just like the spiderman movie, haven't you seen that? mj and peter parker can't be together

chimney: but the whole point of spiderman 2 was that mj and peter parker COULD be together in the end

buck: i know, but the point of spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and then falls to shit!

buck: what i'm trying to say is, i don't want my life to be like spiderman 3. i hated that movie

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eddie: i spy with my little eye something beginning with s

hen: *looks over at buck and chimney fighting*

hen: is it "sexual tension"?

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chimney: i'd date you

buck: what?

chimney: I SAID I HATE YOU

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hen: chim, you’re the married guy. how's buck?

chimney: well. last week he was supposed to go buy gas but he came home with novelty cookie cutters

chimney: so, now, everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs

chimney, fondly: he’s amazing. i love him

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buck: *does something stupid*

chimney: great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you

buck: ...what?

chimney: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID