what do you mean they never said these?

incredibly correct 9-1-1 quotes. submissions are always open! blog run by marnie + dm me if youd like to help run this blog !!

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hello friends and loyal followers !! its been a long ass time since ive been on here, and i just wanted to apologize for the extended hiatus </3 i really appreciate you guys sticking around as long as you all have !! life has been extraordinarily busy in the last couple of years (i got busy with high school + graduation, hehe) but i just wanted to log back in to let you all know that im planning on doing some pretty large overhauls of this blog to get it up and running again !! feel free to send in submissions for quotes now and ill queue them up as soon as ive got the time for this blog :] would also like to inform you all that i plan on opening up this blog so that i can have some help running this blog while i wait for life to calm down (plus i need to catch up on the show majorly </3) if youd like to be a comod, please send me a dm at @heartbreakbuckley

thats all for now lovelies, thank u all so much for your patiences ♥

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gently slides in 2 months later... soo sorry my blog has just been Empty all this time, its been a very hectic couple of months! i havent had computer access for a while, and although i have my laptop now, she is... Slow. and Aggravating. im not sure when i'll be able to try and wrestle with my laptop to fill up my queue, but i'm hoping it'll be fairly soon!! i'm tentatively saying that i'll be able to queue up quotes on this friday evening, but i unfortunately cant make any promises! thank you all for being endlessly patient with me, i cherish every single one of you 💖

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welp my queue has officially run empty. im not sure when i'll be able to queue up more quotes, but it might be a bit late in the day tomorrow, so if you see a couple less quotes posted tomorrow than usual, dont fret!! i'll try to get a ton queued up tomorrow though so this doesnt happen again

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chimney: is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?

hen: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

buck: smad

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buck: remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

maddie: no, i said "buck, do not lick the swing set," and you said, "don't tell me what to do, maddie," and then you licked the swing set

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maddie: what kind of tea is this?

buck: oh, i boiled some gatorade

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maddie: so talk to me buck, how are we lookin'?

buck: sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless

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maddie: you idiot!

buck: i'm sure you're right, but why?!

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buck: i may not be smart enough to know everything, but i’m dumb enough to try anything

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chimney, quietly: you look pretty...

buck: what did you say?

chimney, loudly: i said you look shitty. good night, buck

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buck: i like hot girls, and i like hot boys. i like hot people

buck: what can i say? i'm shallow

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buck: chim, don't you get it? everyone who's near to me is in danger. we can't be together

buck: it's just like the spiderman movie, haven't you seen that? mj and peter parker can't be together

chimney: but the whole point of spiderman 2 was that mj and peter parker COULD be together in the end

buck: i know, but the point of spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and then falls to shit!

buck: what i'm trying to say is, i don't want my life to be like spiderman 3. i hated that movie

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buck: oh, eddie. you're too beautiful to be funny

buck: it's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything

buck: the rest of you ugly nerds need to give me some jokes, STAT

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athena: i hate to say "i told you so," so i'll shout it through cupped hands

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hen: bobby! we were just -

chimney: about to -

buck: eat garbage dip! why did i have to go third?!

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chimney: i know nothing about wine. i'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie, i just wanna know they feel comfortable. i didn't get inception. i didn't get inception!

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bobby: life is short but also terribly and insufferably long at the same time