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alex: why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

casey: good luck trying to return me without a receipt

alex: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

casey: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

alex: But you’re always acting stupid?

casey: ...

casey: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

*Casey sitting with a puzzled look on her face*

Elliot: Whats the matter Casey?

Casey: I smell something burning. I'm just trying to figure out if I'm having a stroke or if Alex tried to make breakfast again.

Alex: *whining* I CAN COOK! *casually extinguishing the trash can*

Casey: *jamming out at her desk, writing up her notes*

Alex: Hey babe, *giggling*, what are you listening to?

Casey: What? Nothing!

Alex: *grabs one of her earbuds while Casey protests* is that..Taylor Swift?

Casey: shhhh keep your voice down!

Amanda: *walking past the door, shouting* Please for the love of God, no more Taylor Swift!

Casey: Look what you did!

*Alex and Casey attending a charity fundraiser*

Harvard Alumni: Alex! It's so great to see you! How've you been?

Alex: *sipping champagne* I'm great, I'm actually here with my spouse tonight.

Harvard Alum: Oh really? So you have a husband now?

Alex: *looks over at Casey* I have a-

Casey: *grabbing hor dourves off passing waiters and popping them in her mouth while also making herself a plate*

Alex: *looks down at her glass and sighs* I have a cheese goblin.

alex: my food is too hot to eat

casey: you're too hot too and i still eat you

alex gasping: casey?!

serena: i didn't want to hear that

casey: if i punch myself am i weak or strong?

abbie: weak

chester: strong

alex & serena: stupid

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