Jan 1
Scudworth: My New Years resolutions - Nag my child more - More staring blankly at my phone - Eat more frosting - Complain more - Watch more low-quality television.
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Scudworth: My New Years resolutions - Nag my child more - More staring blankly at my phone - Eat more frosting - Complain more - Watch more low-quality television.
Mr. B: My New Years resolution is to have a clean home and get my shit together. Mr. B, leans forward: In other news, Scudworth and CJ are up for adoption.
CJ: Realistic New Years resolutions! - Get slightly older each day - Eat more cheese - Discard old socks - Drink the same amount of tea - Never run out of biscuits - Say 'getting there' a lot - Muddle through!
Scudworth: I told my daughter that my New Years resolution was to give her more hugs, she looked me dead in the eyes and said 'But not in public, right?' So, now my mission is to give her 'public hugs'.
CJ: I'm not a New Years Resolution sort of person, I'm more of a 'get really motivated to change my whole life at 3AM on a Tuesday' person.
Jackie: Just be yourself!
Topher: Really? Jackie, I have one day to win over CJ's family! How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Lizzie: A couple of weeks.
Ivan: 6 months.
Vlad: Jury's still out.
Topher, looks at Jackie: See? 'Just be yourself', what kind of garbage advice is that?!
CJ: We all have our demons. CJ, pointing at Scudworth: That one is mine.
Kidnapper: We have your father. CJ: Let me speak with him. Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker. CJ: Dumbass. Scudworth: That's fair.