#incorrect conclave quotes

[lildarkchapel]

Lawrence: may I call you Vincent?

Benitez: ay papi you can call me anything you want

[lilaczx]

Incorrect Conclave Quotes (Seminary edition)

Random Person: You dated the brutal patriarch of Venice?

Older Aldo, Thomas, and Vincent: He wasn’t the brutal patriarch of Venice when I (we) was dating him.

[shedoesntevengohier]

Cardinal Tremblay: Am I a good person? No.

Cardinal Tremblay: But do I, a sinner, try every day with the help of our Father in Heaven to be just a little bit better than the day before?

Cardinal Tremblay: Also no.

[being-lion-hearted]

Lawrence: I’m not a serious candidate. My vocation lies in a different…

Benitez: In what?

Lawrence: Anxiety

[lildarkchapel]

Bellini: throughout history a lot of popes had toy boys

Lawrence: I’m not a toy boy!

Bellini: right, you’re more like a vintage toy

[lildarkchapel]

Lawrence: you’re beautiful

Benítez: awww, gracias querido *mwah* 🥰

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Bellini: you’re beautiful

Tedesco: go f yourself

[lildarkchapel]

Lawrence: I wanna fuck a priest

Bellini: you are a priest, you imbecile

[shedoesntevengohier]

Tedesco, removing the blindfolds from a tied up Lawrence and Bellini to reveal a table: It's good that I finally captured you, my brothers, because I crave the deadliest game.

Bellini: you have got to be kidding me. Knife Monopoly?!

Lawrence: Aldo, maybe this isn't quite the time -

Bellini: Shut up, Thomas. If I'm going to be put in a death trap, it's not going to be by somebody with no literary sophistication whatsoever.