Apr 14, 2021
Melkor: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Mairon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Melkor: Death is a social construct.
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Melkor: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Mairon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Melkor: Death is a social construct.
Melkor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Mairon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Melkor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOTHMOG WITH ME
Thuringwethil, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Celebrimbor: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Annatar: What did you do Tyelpe?
Celebrimbor: A MISTAKE.
Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Melkor: BLOCKED.
Melkor: found out what Valentine’s Day is
Melkor: disgusting
Melkor: ...... where’s Mairon I have a gift for him
Melkor: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Melkor: yeah I like all my servants
Melkor: My husband, Mairon
Melkor: My balrog, Gothmog
Melkor: and *reads smudged writing on hand* Mairon’s vampire, Thranduil
Mairon: Thuringwethil
Melkor: whatever
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mairon*
Mairon: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.