#incorrect angbang

[mcpayne]

Witch King: i'm so sorry about the torture you faced at the hands of Melkor.

Sauron, sniffling: I miss when he'd wear his sharp boots and step on me for hours at a time...

Witch King: Um?

Sauron, wiping his tears away: And when he'd string me up for days on end... I miss him so much.

Witch King: Master, are you alright?

Sauron, sobbing: I used to call him Master.

[incorrectdarklords]

Melkor: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Mairon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Melkor: Death is a social construct.

[spawnofangbang]

Melkor, walking in the middle of a war council with a single towel wrapped around his waist: which one of you thieving JERKS took my Galaxy dust bath bomb!?

[incorrect-angbang]

Mairon: you have a problem

Melkor, covered in baby dragons: no I don’t

[incorrectdarklords]

Melkor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Mairon: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Melkor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOTHMOG WITH ME

Thuringwethil, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[incorrectdarklords]

Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Melkor: BLOCKED.

[incorrectdarklords]

Melkor: found out what Valentine’s Day is

Melkor: disgusting

Melkor: ...... where’s Mairon I have a gift for him

[incorrectdarklords]

*The group is getting into the car*

Melkor: I’m driving.

Mairon, out of view: Shotgun!

Gothmog, turning to face Mairon: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Mairon: WOAH-

Mairon, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*