Oct 19, 2025
Mal: Two years ago, I married my best friend Mal: Ben is still mad about it, but me and Evie were drunk and thought it was funny
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Mal: Two years ago, I married my best friend Mal: Ben is still mad about it, but me and Evie were drunk and thought it was funny
Carlos: You're the most jealous man I know Harry: You know other men?? Carlos: ...
Mal: If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first? Carlos: The government Jay: Lying industry
Evie, circa D2: What are you talking about, Mal? You love Auradon! Mal: I'm not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome
Carlos: So… who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Evie: We're chopsticks! Carlos: Well… that's cute! Carlos: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Uma: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Mal: So are you dating Uma? Evie: What? No! I'm just buying an accessory for her because she has terrible fashion sense Mal: You're looking at engagement rings
Jay: What's your favorite color? Mal: What color are your eyes? Jay: They're brown <3 Mal: My favorite color is green
Mal: Are you judging me? Uma: When am I not?