#incorrect dps

[remusfinglupin]

Charlie: How did you realize that you’re in love with Todd?

Neil: I’m in love with Todd?

[batgirlsgogoboots]

Neil: you know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Todd: seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Neil: seize the dick.

[rrcenic]

even more dps as things my friends/family have said

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todd: shit

cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??

cameron: was it charlie?!

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charlie: that’s what she said

knox: that’s not- she would not say that

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charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting

keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting

neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us

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knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck

todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning

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keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks

charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks

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keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices

keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting

neil: i feel called out

todd: *chokes on water*

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cameron: get out of the way, jerk!

charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!

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charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know

cameron: sure-

charlie: nobody cares cameron

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neil: …do you take ADHD meds?

charlie: I USED TO :))))))

neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?

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keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…

keating: i just think… “knox bad”

charlie: smash his phone!

knox: i’ll smash you!

charlie: yes please

knox: what

keating: what

[inahallucination]

charlie: hey my best friend for ever; my homie; the platonic love of my life (and the romantic love of my other platonic loml’s life)

todd: we’ve known each other for like a week

charlie: yeah but we’re besties now. ive called it already

todd, who’s never had a friend before: im not crying this is just what happens when u have blue eyes i promise

[ilovehimbos]

the poets as tweets i spent way too long on

[howthetables]

The second week of Todd being at Welton:

Pitts: none of you is straight, you‘re all attracted to Todd

Knox: it doesn‘t make you gay if you think Todd is hot. Everyone thinks Todd is hot.

The rest of the DPS: *murmurs of agreement*

[hurtyknees]

Please laugh i spent way too much time on this

[homopoetsociety]

keating: where’s charlie?

cameron, remembering that charlie got his head stuck in a tuba after keating told him to leave it alone, and that he’s supposed to cover for the dead poets as they frantically work together to free charlie's head from the tuba: who’s charlie?