#incorrect eaps quotes

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*Francis and Eclipse are in Paris.*

Francis: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Eclipse: But...

Francis: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Eclipse: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Francis: Yeah

Eclipse: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe

Francis: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION

Eclipse: Okay, alright

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Eclipse: Look, last night was a mistake

Francis: A sexy mistake

Eclipse: No, just a regular mistake

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Francis: Can I bother you for a second?

Eclipse: You're always bothering me, but go ahead

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Francis: *Laughs* You had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Eclipse: We’re married

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Eclipse: Now that you're back, what are you going to do now?

Francis: World domination

Eclipse: That's a bit ambitious

Francis: You are my world

Eclipse: How sweet...

Francis:

Eclipse:

Francis:

Eclipse: OH

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Francis: Eclipse is playing hard to get

Francis: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of

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How I imagine Francis coming back will be

Charlie: Ecliiiiipse!

Eclipse: yes Charlie?

Charlie: There's some creepy guy at the front counter, he looks like a scary and pointy version of Sun

Eclipse:

Charlie:

*Eclipse fucking BOOKIN it out to the front*

Fancis: Hi Ec-

Eclipse: WHERE IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! I HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!

Fancis: I missed you too <3

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Charlie: Okay, Eclipse, you were right! I was… Less right!