#incorrect elsamaren

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Honeymaren: How long have you been spying on me?

Elsa: Umm... What day is it today?

[vannminner]

Honeymaren: I am so tired! I couldn’t sleep at all last night!

Anna: You know, if you can’t sleep that means someone is thinking about you...

Honeymaren: Who would be thinking about me at 2am?

Elsa: *panics*

[tsunami-socks]

Honeymaren: Why do people ask lesbian couples who's the man in their relationship?

Elsa: (startled) Oh, um...I don't-

Honeymaren: Like, do they not get how lesbians work?

Elsa: I-

Honeymaren: That's the whole point, there isn't a man!

Elsa: Uh-

Honeymaren: *sigh* Some people. Anyways, you want to move in together?

Elsa: *nods and squeaks, blushing heavily*

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Honeymaren: Is something burning?

Elsa: Just my love for you...

Honeymaren: FUCK! ELSA, THE TENT’S ON FIRE!

Elsa: Oh, right... that...

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Honeymaren: Why do lullabies always have to have some terrible warning in them?

Elsa: I wonder that all the time.

Elsa, internally: Wait, what? I’ve never wondered that! I spent my entire life avoiding thinking about terrible things as to prevent myself from accidentally creating an eternal winter. Maybe I just wanted to say I did so Honeymaren would believe I’m agreeable and maybe consider marrying me one day... Wait! Agh! Did I just think that? I’m so embarrassing!

[vannminner]

Elsa: I’ve been meaning to tell you something for quite some time now.

Honeymaren: Go on...

Elsa: I don’t know why this is so hard for me to tell you... Okay, I’m just going to go for it. I-

Honeymaren: I LOVE YOU, TOO!

Elsa: -don’t like Ryder’s cooking...

Honeymaren: Oh. Ryder’s cooking. Yeah... that’s totally what I was going to say! Well, I gotta go! People to see, reindeers to herd... Bye!

Anna, watching from afar: This gets harder to watch every freaking day...

Kristoff: Tell me about it.

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Part two in the, #ElsaMaren is a team effort series.

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Anna: You’ve been here for six months, Elsa! When are you going to give in and ask Honeymaren to be your girlfriend?

Elsa: I can’t just go over there and ask that! It’s not appropriate!!

Kristoff: Yeah, Anna, it’s not appropriate! Especially considering how weird it would be to ask Maren again after I just did it for her...

Anna, Elsa: *stares*

Kristoff: What!? I was tired of waiting! It’s not like Elsa was ever going to do it anyway...

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Part Three in the- ‘ElsaMaren is a team effort’ series

[vannminner]

Honeymaren: What? How did I get here? Why am I in your room!? Did I sleepwalk?

Elsa, blushing: Um. Thank you, Gale...