#incorrect fma quote

[lunalovestowrite]

Bruce: I raised two fully functional children. Edward: You have two secret children that I don’t know about??

[dishesoap]

General Raven: And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.

Olivier Armstrong: That is my least vulnerable spot.

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Dick: You won fair and square. Even Ed admits it. Bruce: Where is Ed? Dick: Still in the showers. We think he’s trying to drown himself.

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Bruce: I made tea.

Edward: I don’t want tea.

Bruce: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Edward: Then why are you telling me?

Bruce: It is a conversation starter.

Edward: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Bruce: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Dick: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Edward: Go the fuck to sleep Dick: What gif I don't want to? Edward: Fuck You

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Edward: I’m dating a man. Jason: That’s great! Who is it? Edward: That’s the thing, he’s… uh… a friend’s… older brother. Jason: Ooh, gossip. Who is it? Edward: Jason: Who is it, Ed? Edward: Jason: Who..? Edward: It’s okay… Jason, running out of the room screaming: Oh my God, oh mY GOD!

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Edward: Goodnight moon. Edward: Goodnight tree. Edward: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Dick: Oh, you look like my first husband. Edward, confused: You’ve been married before? Dick, smirking: No. Edward: *awkward sputtering*