May 10, 2023
Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.
Rex: God?!
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Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.
Rex: God?!
Six: You stay here and count to 10 while we go and hide and then you come and find us.
Young Rex: Ok, daddy!
Six: No no, not “Daddy”. I’m the nice kid who wants to be your friend, Ok?
Young Rex: Ok, daddy!
Six: No-
Rex: I won a new phone in a race.
Six: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone, Rex?
Rex: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
Noah: I owe you one.
Rex: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
Rex: We either die free, or die trying!
Noah: Are those the only choices?
Rex: Holy shit, Six, do you know what this means?!
Six: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
Holiday: So Rex, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Rex: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Holiday: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Rex: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Holiday: A whole potato?
Rex: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Holiday: These just look like big slabs of black.
Rex: Because that's what they are!
Rex: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Holiday: These are just chocolate chips?
Rex: They sure are!
Rex: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Rex: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
Bobo: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!