Demeter: Hey, Hera.
Hera: *punches Demeter in the stomach*
Demeter,*clutching her stomach*: What the FUCK?!!?
Hera: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Demeter,*weakly*: What the fuck are you talking about?
Hera: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Hades: See ya! *leaves*
Demeter: ... I'm not pregnant!
Hera: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking Muay Thai classes.
Demeter,*pissed*: I was never pregnant, Hera!
Hera: ...Oh- are... you sure?
Demeter: YES I'M FUCKING SURE!!!
Zeus: I'm sorry, but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?
Hera: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Zeus: *punches Demeter in the stomach*
Demeter,*doubling over*: AW, MOTHERFU--
