#incorrect haylijah

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Elijah: We all have our demons

Elijah, dragging two very feral Kol and Klaus: These are mine

Hayley: *facepalms*

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Elijah: *takes food out of oven without gloves*

Hayley, forgetting he's an original vampire and not being able to decide whether to say "stop scaring me" or "are you ok?": STOP FUCKING BEING OK!

Elijah: I was never ok to begin with but...

Hayley, crying maniacally: I'm so sorry

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Hayley: Truth or Dare?

Elijah: Truth

Hayley: When was the last time you went to sleep?

Elijah: ...

Elijah: Dare

Hayley: Go to sleep.

Elijah: NEVER HAVE I EV—

Hayley: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!!!

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Hayley: Why is it called syrup if it falls down?

Elijah: It's 2 in the mORNING—

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Elijah: Bite me!

Hayley: Where

Elijah: *tiny gasp*

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Elijah: Why do you always let me win the race when we run up the stairs?

Elijah: You're so much faster than me

Hayley: I like to see your smile

Elijah, to Klaus: She stares at my ass, doesn't she?

Klaus, looking at the ceiling: She stares at your ass

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Elijah: *is carrying all the grocies*

Hayley: *holds out hand to help*

Elijah: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold hayley's hand*

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Hayley, at 2 am: You could've been batman

Elijah: Wha-

Hayley: You are a depressed orphan who tries to do good and adopts literally every child he sees. You could have been batman. I could've been married to Batman

Hayley, glaring at Elijah: Fuck you