#incorrect hellsing ultimate quotes

[eattacheesepaw]

Van Winkle: "Coffee for you, Herr Major?"

Major: "Thank you, Van Winkle. Um...Hey. Where are we right now?"

Van Winkle: "Uhh...on an airship?"

Major: "No, this room. What is this room called?"

Van Winkle: "Flight deck?"

Major: *snickers* "Nooo."

Van Winkle: "Control room?"

Major: *snickers and voice cracks* "Nooooo."

Van Winkle: "Cockpit?"

Major: *bursts into laughter and playfully elbows the Captain* "Oh Gott! I told you I'd get her to say it!" *laughs some more* "Ohh Gott! Alright, go on. Get outta here."

[hellsing-black-hole]

Integra: I hope you both have a good explanation for this mess

Seras: We have three actually

Alucard: Pick your favorite

[hellsing-black-hole]

Luke: This is a mistake.

Jan: A mistake we're gonna laugh about one day.

Luke: But not today.

Jan: Oh no, today's gonna be a mess.

[hellsing-black-hole]

Walter: I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.

Integra: And with father!

Alucard: No, he is not there.

[hellsing-black-hole]

Maxwell: I've never taken the high road, but I tell people to.

Maxwell: Then there's more room for me on the low road.

[hellsing-black-hole]

Seras: Is it okay if I swear?

Integra: Yes Seras. I will allow you to swear.

Seras: F-

Integra: Yes, go on.

Seras: I'm nervous.

[hellsing-black-hole]

"I gave Alucard freedom for about five seconds. What a busy day at the hospital that turned out to be!"

~Integra, probably

[hellsing-black-hole]

Integra: I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.

Maxwell: [incredulous] You do yoga?

Integra: It helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Maxwell:

Maxwell: Okay.