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Daniel: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Dylan: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Daniel: Yes.

Jack: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Danny: But you do know better.

Dylan: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?

Dylan: So... what’s goin’ on?

Danny: You want the long version or the short version?

Dylan, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Danny: Shit’s fucked.

Dylan: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

Danny: Let's bury the hatchet, Henley.

Henley: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

Merritt: You can address me as “Eagle One”

Merritt: Jack is “Been there done that”

Merritt: Danny is “Currently doing that”

Merritt: Lula is “If I had to pick a chick”

Merritt: Dylan… you can be “Eagle Two”

Dylan: Oh thank goodness

Danny: Can I be frank with you guys?

Lula: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Jack: Can I still be Jack?

Merritt: Shh, let Frank speak.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Danny: Shit.

Lula: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Jack: OH MY GOD MERRITT FELL OFF!!!

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