Daniel: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Dylan: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Daniel: Yes.

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@incorrecthorsemen
Daniel: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Dylan: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Daniel: Yes.
Okay I know I said I’d be posting more and I’m sorry I haven’t, BUT! I just watched the new movie! Can’t guarantee that I will post more but I’m so fucking excited! I loved the movie!
Ooh get ready, my friend just sent me a whole google doc of incorrect quotes.
Jack: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Danny: But you do know better.
from @cynicalseven: alright i’ll bite who’s fuckin’ ed 👀
Who’s fuckin’ Ed? technically Dylan!
@lwesposts or @incorrecthorsemen might be better suited to answering this, but basically we hd a discord server for nysm and sometimes wrote fanfics collaboratively. I don’t believe any of them ever got published but we had good fun.
Ed started as a character that was supposed to be Dylan’s ex-boyfriend. Depending on the fic, he was either an amazing ally to the Horsemen or simply waiting to double-cross and sell them out.
Every time he got worked into a fic or did something either iconic or awful, inevitably someone would go “Fuckin’ Ed”
This resulted in a Tiktok that said something like
“need a character to move the plot forward? Fuckin’ Ed
need someone to add some drama? Fuckin’ Ed
what’s Dylan doing when he’s not with the Horsemen? FUCKIN’ ED”
Also this was during that tiktok trend of “fucking mint” which is how you have to mentally say his name.
Okay.
Okay.
Who would be interested in seeing some quotes that involve an OC that me, @incorrecthorsemen, and a handful of other friends keep alive in our hearts and memories?
Yesss please
Dylan: So... what’s goin’ on?
Danny: You want the long version or the short version?
Dylan, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Danny: Shit’s fucked.
Dylan: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
Danny: Let's bury the hatchet, Henley.
Henley: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!
Dylan: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?
I’m back bitches!!! The trailer revived me!!!
Merritt: You can address me as “Eagle One”
Merritt: Jack is “Been there done that”
Merritt: Danny is “Currently doing that”
Merritt: Lula is “If I had to pick a chick”
Merritt: Dylan… you can be “Eagle Two”
Dylan: Oh thank goodness
Hi, I don't know if you're still active but I've recently got into Now You See Me and am devouring everything I can including incorrect quotes. Do you know the Codename meme from Parks and Rec (Eagle One etc)? I think it would work well with the Horsemen but I can't figure out who's who.
I’m not technically active but I do check my notifs and I thought I did this one. Now I have to go find my document with all my incorrect quotes and post that one. (/lh)
*Dylan receives a text message from an unknown number*
Unknown: I have your kids.
Dylan: I don’t have kids.
Unknown: I mean I have the horsemen.
Dylan: …
Dylan: Lol good luck.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Danny: Shit.
Lula: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Jack: OH MY GOD MERRITT FELL OFF!!!
Danny: Can I be frank with you guys?
Lula: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Jack: Can I still be Jack?
Merritt: Shh, let Frank speak.
Jack: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Dylan: Wasn’t Merritt with you?
Merritt: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.
Merritt: Pick a card, any card.
Jack: Okay.
Merritt: Wait, no that’s my credit card.
Jack: You said any card.