Now You See Me

Incorrect Quotes from the horsemen • 13+ Blog • Unsensored swearing • fourhorsemenprotectionsquad is my partner

[incorrecthorsemen]

Daniel: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Dylan: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Daniel: Yes.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Okay I know I said I’d be posting more and I’m sorry I haven’t, BUT! I just watched the new movie! Can’t guarantee that I will post more but I’m so fucking excited! I loved the movie!

[incorrecthorsemen]

Ooh get ready, my friend just sent me a whole google doc of incorrect quotes.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Jack: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Danny: But you do know better.

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

from @cynicalseven: alright i’ll bite who’s fuckin’ ed 👀

Who’s fuckin’ Ed? technically Dylan!

@lwesposts or @incorrecthorsemen might be better suited to answering this, but basically we hd a discord server for nysm and sometimes wrote fanfics collaboratively. I don’t believe any of them ever got published but we had good fun.

Ed started as a character that was supposed to be Dylan’s ex-boyfriend. Depending on the fic, he was either an amazing ally to the Horsemen or simply waiting to double-cross and sell them out.

Every time he got worked into a fic or did something either iconic or awful, inevitably someone would go “Fuckin’ Ed”

This resulted in a Tiktok that said something like

“need a character to move the plot forward? Fuckin’ Ed

need someone to add some drama? Fuckin’ Ed

what’s Dylan doing when he’s not with the Horsemen? FUCKIN’ ED”

[incorrecthorsemen]

Also this was during that tiktok trend of “fucking mint” which is how you have to mentally say his name.

[fourhorsemenprotectionsquad]

Okay.

Okay.

Who would be interested in seeing some quotes that involve an OC that me, @incorrecthorsemen, and a handful of other friends keep alive in our hearts and memories?

[incorrecthorsemen]

Yesss please

[incorrecthorsemen]

Dylan: So... what’s goin’ on?

Danny: You want the long version or the short version?

Dylan, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Danny: Shit’s fucked.

Dylan: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Danny: Let's bury the hatchet, Henley.

Henley: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

[incorrecthorsemen]

Dylan: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?

[incorrecthorsemen]

I’m back bitches!!! The trailer revived me!!!

[incorrecthorsemen]

Merritt: You can address me as “Eagle One”

Merritt: Jack is “Been there done that”

Merritt: Danny is “Currently doing that”

Merritt: Lula is “If I had to pick a chick”

Merritt: Dylan… you can be “Eagle Two”

Dylan: Oh thank goodness

[incorrecthorsemen]

Hi, I don't know if you're still active but I've recently got into Now You See Me and am devouring everything I can including incorrect quotes. Do you know the Codename meme from Parks and Rec (Eagle One etc)? I think it would work well with the Horsemen but I can't figure out who's who.

I’m not technically active but I do check my notifs and I thought I did this one. Now I have to go find my document with all my incorrect quotes and post that one. (/lh)

[incorrecthorsemen]

*Dylan receives a text message from an unknown number*

Unknown: I have your kids.

Dylan: I don’t have kids.

Unknown: I mean I have the horsemen.

Dylan: …

Dylan: Lol good luck.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Danny: Shit.

Lula: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Jack: OH MY GOD MERRITT FELL OFF!!!

[incorrecthorsemen]

Danny: Can I be frank with you guys?

Lula: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Jack: Can I still be Jack?

Merritt: Shh, let Frank speak.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Jack: In my defense I was left unsupervised.

Dylan: Wasn’t Merritt with you?

Merritt: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.

[incorrecthorsemen]

Merritt: Pick a card, any card.

Jack: Okay.

Merritt: Wait, no that’s my credit card.

Jack: You said any card.