#incorrect inheritance cycle

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Eragon: Oh, Arya. You're three hours early.

Arya: Yeah. I came to help you set up. It's what best friends do.

Eragon: Oh! We're best friends.

Arya: Yeah! Well, I mean, I'm yours. You're my number four. And technically, I count twins as one person.

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Eragon: I'm very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under

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Eragon: we've made a map of all the places the varden could be hidden

Murtagh:

Murtagh: this is just a map of Alegasia

Eragon: yeah, we have no idea where they are

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Arya: It’s dark in here

Eragon: Don’t worry I got this

Eragon: *Stomps his feet*

*Skechers light up*

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Arya, writing in his journal: it' day 23 of travel with the dragon riders. i don't know how much more i can take. they're driving me-

Eragon, from across the room: [to the tune of final countdown] IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Murtagh: *off key flute*

Arya:

Arya: fuCKING INSANE

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Nasuada: There is a special place for people like you in the hell

Roran: That's great because I hate to stand in queue

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Eragon: I love you

Arya: wrong number

Eragon: ...this is an in person conversation

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Eragon: sleepy is so much cuter than tired, we should stop saying tired and start saying sleepy

Arya: I'm sleepy of your shit